SI Saturdays

Club layout hasn’t changed at all. Still haven’t been in the Champagne rooms because they seem pointless judging by the mileage at this club.

Right after getting my usual drink and sitting down I was approached by Casey, who I’ve seen here multiple times. White girl, very trailer trash type vibe, which makes it hard to have a conversation because it can only go so far. Anyways, she seemed to be having a bad day and was arguing with another girl about stripper etiquette or some stupid bs to make her seem more important than a girl who dances there who clearly on the spectrum. I had a couple dances just to get her off my table. Won’t be repeating. Her dances are the same very low mileage dance every time. She always spends part of each dance stopping and upselling to VIP too, and she gives a weird pitch too.

Next on the menu was a new girl named Monica whom I had never seen before. Very cute girl who who gave decent dances. Thin, A cups, might be a latina/asian mix, and very nice. Had 4 or 5 dances with her. Then Jordan came by afterwards. She’s one of the prettiest white girls in there. I’ve seen her there every time I’ve been. She literally gives the same dance over and over so it’s rough to keep doing it, but I tried again hoping it would be a little different. Had 4 for $100 nude with her, which is cheaper than it usually was I thought. All girls I mentioned charged $25 a dance, only Jordan got nude for that price, but she kills at least half a song showing you pussy in your face that you can’t do a damn thing about because you’re at Sweet Illusions…Home of the LM Dance. Place is so LM it hurts. The ownership is tragic here. I’ll save that for the next post, but money probably goes a lot further elsewhere.