Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

Taco Tuesdays

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GaseousClay
Oct 11, 2024, 12:43 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Another trip to SI. Nothing has changed as far as the club layout. This time I went directly to the bar to order a drink so that nobody would approach me about it this time around. Got my drink for $7 plus a buck tip and went to a table.

 

Club was not too busy, had a few people at the rail. One guy who looked like he smoked his breakfast was at the rail fading in and out of consciousness. We’ll call him Meth Rogen and revisit this later. First girl to approach was Neveah, who looks exactly like one of the girls on their website using a different name. She was thick and not really my type but my goal was to try out anyone who approached me this time. It’s not the type of club where girls approach you non stop, it’s kind of the opposite. Went to VIP with the first girl, and sat down, and then she hit me with her rules (same as everyone else no kissing etc) and her dance price is $30. I did one just to be nice, but she was the least attractive girl in the club and the mileage was pretty low with the upsell to Champagne room happening most of the dance. One & done.

 

Next up to dance was Casey who is a white brunette girl next door type with natural everything and great ass/tits. Her dances were pretty tame and $25. After that Rowen came up to dance and I tipped her and asked her to come over afterwards. She is very hot and petite. A cups, great ass, great face, blond, amazing nipples. Low mileage $25 dances from her as well, but a good conversation and best vibe that day for sure. Last girl I got dances from had just done a couple dances for my guy Meth Rogen and she bee lines it to me after leaving VIP with him. We talked for a minute and she said she’d be back after getting cleaned up a bit (thank God) and brushing that meth off her shoulders. She came back out 10 mins later and we went in back. She never told me her dance prices ($25 and said she was $20 for a while until someone told her she’s too hot to do $20 dances ☠️) four songs in, so she let me do 5 for $100 instead and spent the entire 5th song standing above me showing me her pussy. Normally, this isn’t a move I’d write about or like if it went that long, but I was okay with it from her. The girls name was Jordan. I ended up doing $100 of dances with everyone except the first girl. Not as good as a trip as the last one was, but not bad. I feel like I had better luck coming on the weekend. One thing I’ve found out from talking w dancers there is that the newer girls all get scheduled in the daytime and the vets get the night time, so you have to work your way up to being night shift. To me that meant the girls who probably still do $20 dances most likely work in the day shift. On this particular day no ones price was $20, it was all $25 and up. When I visited on a Saturday last time all the girls were talking about how the weekend day shifts are always the ones offered so they take it.

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