Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

Amazing Ass

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gSteph
Jun 27, 2023, 7:25 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too.

 

Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your left, roster board shows 11 names on shift. As usual, half or more are young, slim, and various degrees of good looking; a few are more H/W proportional; a couple sporting the bigger, softer butts and boobs look. None seems grossly out of place, mostly 6-7s, maybe a 5, couple 8s. All Caucasians today. If facial piercings or numerous tattoos knock off a point, well, there’s that.

 

I grab a high top along back wall, near to stage (easy tipping) and the dressing and LD rooms (gals walking by). Soon Dancer A stops by “want some company?” Scan, a little bigger and plainer than desired, “Thanks, but no thanks, just watching the stage for now”. The hustle here is mild, I often do the asking. Couple songs later, Isis* sits herself down next to me, asks how my day is going. No hustle, just slightly awkward conversation that gets easier, pretty soon I’m asking what her dances are like, blah, blah, sensual, blah. Sure, why not, ignoring the piercing or two, she’s an easy 7. Dance was good, nice firm A+ cups, basic hugging and fondling, no nipple kissing though. Thanks, gave her a 20, she acted delighted with the few dollars tip.

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