Fun visit – Went according to plan, Except . . . .

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. Practical: ‘Fine, sure, let’s make a plan.’ Check wallet. $101. Hmmm, well, we could watch the line-up (usually about 10 dancers there), tip a buck a boob for stage dances, then get 3 dances (likely from 2 dancers), couple of dancer tips, bottle of water, yeah $101 ought to do it. Impulsive: ‘let’s stop at money machine, get more money, feel more titties. Practical: ‘not gonna happen, go wait in the car.’ Brush teeth, wash up, put on a clean shirt (soft flannel, untucked, partly buttoned), leave belt home, ready to go. Arrive at Sweet Illusions about 6pm.

Four young strippers are gathered outside near door, bitching about guys 1 table back from the stage not tipping, “They should tip just like guys at the stage”, “Yeah, like it’s 2 steps, *&%#* jerks” (Try not to be that guy). It’s slow, 6-8 guys inside, 10 dancers on roster board by DJ in left corner as you come in. Slim hottie dancing on stage. Slim, young, good looking, tight little bodies with A or B cups seem to be half or more of SI’s method of operation. Others are more H/W proportional. A couple boobs acknowledge gravity a bit, a slightly lumpy butt there, but none are hard to look at. Make me do the numbers and I’d say, a 5, a 6, mostly 7s, 1 or 2 8s, and a 9 (when she smiled). One AA, rest pale Americans. I get a water from pretty (looks like ex dancer) bar keep, nice cleavage, might be biggest boobs in the place.

I sit at rail, sometimes at a tall stool slightly back, and watch/tip rotation. So-so to not bad stage/pole work, tip a couple for most, more to Alicia*, comes over rail onto lap, then stands up and down quickly, dragging nipples up and down my face. Not much hustling though, only 1 asks if I want a dance, yes I reply, I’ve got 1 or 2 in front of you, she goes, I’ll find you later. ‘If I’m still here”, never saw her again.