Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

The illusions really are sweet here

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m0nkeyb0ne
Jul 21, 2024, 1:51 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and the fact that they so often have girls who are in my sweet spot of hotness, which seems to be out of fashion these days: I like slender girls with smallish, natural boobs, who can somehow project a fresh or positive attitude about the job.

 

I found Heather tonight at Sweet Illusions, and what a dreamboat she is! We spent time in the shared-lapdance room, which is a really nice way to see what they’re like for a modest investment. I’d slipped her a twenty at the stage and she smiled and said she’s give me a semi-private dance in there for it. Not at all my intention, I was tipping her for the genuinely friendly greeting stageside.

 

I loved the dance, her genuineness, her stunning body, and the feel of her beautiful skin. I asked about the truly private room, she laid out the terms ($200/20 minutes, $300/minutes, $30 to the house), and I committed to the 20-minute option. Settled up the $30 at the bar, she chose the biggest room with the comfiest couch, and she let me undress her (loved that!), and we just fooled around and cuddled. Familiar boundaries that included no mouth activities (that was hard, her nipples absolutely wanted to be kissed, I was convinced), but it was everything this strange old guy hoped for. She maintains a certain innocence about her, while at the same time being ready to role play at the drop of a hat.

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The illusions really are sweet here