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Rejected Review

Meeting expectations as always

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477
I’m about to move across the country so I wanted to visit one more time before I leave. This particular Wednesday had so many beautiful women working but not very many customers. This meant I got to spend a lot of time catching up with the super chill dancer Ambrosia, just shooting the shit and talking about life. But I also tried to make sure I was at the stage tipping and enjoying the show since it was pretty empty. I really enjoyed the stage set of a very tall and skinny blonde girl named Piper, I believe. Ambrosia was also incredible on stage. I did get a few dances in the back from one of my favorites, Poppy. She is so sweet and really does give incredibly sexy lap dances. I was a little disappointed in myself because there was a dancer I’d met last time I was in and had wanted to get some private dances but didn’t have the budget this time. I can’t remember her name, either, but she has the most energetic stage set and seems like she would absolutely take care of you in private.

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BubbleYum
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gSteph
Not Enough Details No prices, reads like a synopsis of previous reviews. Hmmm
Techman
Not Enough Details "Incredible on stage" was nude? Cost of "a few dances"? Cost of "some private dances"?
minnow
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Electronman
Not Enough Details You need to go beyond describing and praising specific dancers (Ambrosia, Piper, Poppy?) and describe the club itself, including the private dance facilities, costs and mileage.