Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

I had a sweet time in Springfield. The dancers ranged from 18 to maybe 30; I didn't see any that looked obviously older. In bod and looks, lots of 8s and 9s.…

I'm not going to go in to the physical club it self, the other reviews accurately describe the club. The bartender was amazing! Not only one of the best looking girls in…

What others have written is true, this is a congenial, unpretentious place with a very chill atmosphere. The girls uniformly appeared to be happy to be there. The handful that…

You can't miss this club, bright pink facade and right off a main thoroughfare. Easy parking access off the road and on site to the building. Wasn't full when I arrived around…

I've been reading about the Springfield clubs for a while now and was able to check this place out on a business trip that had me going from up in the Portland…

I've been here before, but this was a particularly enjoyable visit. 10 dancers. Although there's a dive-bar feel to the place (as opposed to a "gentelmen's club" feel), all the girls were…

I don't get to the Eugene / Springfield area very often but whenever I do I always try to make time to stop in to SI. With the exception of my last…

Pretty basic, small club with a separate little lap dance room off to the side. I usually go during the day when the vibe is very relaxed. Oftentimes a lot of…

Traveling to Oregon for work, and came across this place. I wasn't sure what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. Went on a Tuesday night, and there were a decent amount of…

It's only got one pole, and the dancers would just do one song at the pole, then would be available for one-on-one vip room dances. Vip room is not private. It's a…

I really need to get back down to Simpsonsland for a visit to one of my favorite clubs anywhere. As others have reported, it's a bit of a dive but well kept.…

I stopped in here on a weekday late afternoon. I have to say I was well entertained as I stayed for several hours. It's a smaller club with only one…

This has been my fav club in Eugene area. Stopped by after work on a weekday. Maybe 8 dancers, not many more customers. Most customers were away from the rack, either chatting…

When I first pulled up to the club the first thing I noticed was how small it was, it's not much bigger than a decent sized liquor store. When I first walked…

This is one of the better clubs in the Willamette valley in my view. Not that that's saying all that much, but the girls here are pretty cute, have to give…

I've been to Sweet Illusions a few times when I was in town, always at night though. It's usually pretty low key. Many months ago, I made the mistake of…

I had reasons to escape Portland's SnowPocalypse and travel to Southern Oregon where the roads are dry and it's 50 degrees and sunny. Along the way, I found myself passing through…

Sweet illusions was an overall good experience. Had a few 18-19 year olds working and several girls between 21 and 30. Most all of them were solid 8s and many were willing…

This was my first disappointing visit to this venerable Springfield institution. My previous visits have always been fun times, and while I'll chalk it up to "every place has an off night",…

I made the classic error of being willing to use the ATM here. I watched a couple dancers on stage, really liked the second one, Dallas, so I asked for a private…

I've long been a fan of S-I, however my last couple of visits have been a bit disappointing. The overall number of dancers seems less than normal - they're generally still…

I really like this place. It's a modest club not too nice not too dirty. Beers aren't marked up much and you can just sit back and watch the girl on stage.…

Just as the reviewer above, I always stop in Sweet Illusions whenever I come through Simpsonsville. It's one of my favorite clubs anywhere because of the friendly, easy going party vibe. Low…

I always try to spot by this spot when I'm on a road trip down I5 - it's pretty easy to get to from the freeway, and there are always plenty of…

I like Sweet Illusions, but I visited on a lower energy night. They were good to always have a dancer on stage. Dancers who are done will often offer dollar dances for…

I returned to the land of the Simpsons and made an obligatory stop at Sweet Illusions. This was my first late night trip to the place, and it was pretty busy...though I…

I had been to this Springfield establishment once before. I thought it was a good value, but that was about it. This time I noticed it to be a bit more organized…

Visiting step son in Eugene area on the week of the 4th of July. Boys night out led us to Sweet Illusions. Not a a a strip club regular by any…

I'm usually not one to venture out on a Saturday night to a club because I prefer a quieter atmosphere and less competition for the Dancers attention. Still I decided to head…

Club is on the edge of "downtown" Springfield. I wouldn't call it the nicest area in the world, but definitely didn't feel like it was at all unsafe. On the outside, it…

I had not here for quite a while. The place looks pretty much the same since a year ago. It could use an upgrade. Staff is still friendly.…

Not the best looking club, very much a large bar with half the club as the stage. It was great getting all $1 taxi lapdance but they generally are very quick and…

This club is rarely the best in atmosphere or dancers, but with $1 taxi dances and quality lap dances, you generally leave feeling like it was worth while and wanting to come…

Sweet Illusions is arguably one of the nicer clubs in the Eugene / Springfield area. While some may like Silver Dollar more, it should be noted that Sweet Illusions has no…

This is an interesting place located in a more working class than rural area. I walked in around 6 when the dayshift women were still on the clock. There is a board…

I had another very fun visit to Sweet Illusions in Springfield. Too bad I live two hours away cause I could easily be a regular at that place. Hot girls dancing very…

I don't get down to Sprinfield very often, but when I do I like to stop in at Sweet Illusions. Friday afternoons seem to have the best variety and mix of dancers.…

This is my 4th visit to S.I., I don't live in Eugene and only stop in when traveling through the area and have time to spend here. The club is clean…

This is your no frills, local bar type of establishment. There's no cover, free parking and inexpensive beer. It's one of the few places I've been to that has nude…

If this is the best Springfield/Eugene has to offer, I'm very sad for the locals. I visited early in the evening mid-week, so maybe it was an off time and night. The…

The parking lot is convenient and most of it doesn't face the street so you can keep your business private. As you walk in the first thing you see is the main…

I was checking out all the strip clubs in the Eugene area, this one was my second favorite. dancers where better looking than i expected given the area of springfield the club…

Visited in the evening when I was in town on business. Before I've mostly been after=work time. The club was not too busy; maybe more dancers than customers. Paid %5.25 for a…

This is my second review of this club, last time I visited the club was about 2 years ago. Not much has changed with the physical appearance of the club inside…

This is by far my favorite club in the Eugene/Springfield area. Although the club itself is not very big, the high mileage and the variety of the dancers are the reasons that…

I chose to try Sweet Illusions based on some of the reviews stating that it is the best place in Eugene/Springfield. If this is the best place in Eugene/Springfield, don’t waste…

This place is a dive, with lottery machines in the back and a tiny little stage. Most of the women were 5's but had moves on the pole. It looks like the…

Very impressed with sweet illusions. Club is very clean and new looking. Drink prices are very reasonable , especially for a strip club. Dancers have great personalities, and are mostly all very…

Made my way down to Sweet Illusions. It's a good hour to get there so it's gotta be good to be worth that kind of time...and it usually is. This particular visit…

Was down for work and happened past. Thought, heck I got some time and this little town was boring so I might as well pop in. I have to remember…

Lots of girls, few customers. A couple of girls came by and offered dollar dances, but not all. If you're not sitting at the rack or a regular, easy to get ignored.…

Stopped in one night alone and was literally bombarded by girls as the place was mostly empty...ended up getting quite drunk and had a lot of fun with one of the dancers.…

Possibly the best strip club I've ever been to. Sweet Illusions is relatively small club, about fifteen hundred square feet. The interior of the club is divey, but they keep it clean.…

I've reviewed this club quite a few times and I have to say that this is one of my favorite clubs in Oregon. The girls are above average, the drinks are great…

One of my favorites, and I have been to a lot of clubs. On the whole a very friendly place, cool bartender, owner (who looks a bit like mister clean) is usually…

This is not my first time at this club and it will not be my last. On this night I got there around 4:30 to have a couple of beers before I…

I can't remember the night I visited, but I had a really good time at the club. From the outside, it doesn't look like much. Inside, you see the stage…

This is a lower rating than I have given it in the past. Maybe it was just the time of evening or something but the atmosphere was not the usual lively…

My girlfriend and I were just traveling through town and decided to stop and enjoy a little strip club action. Sunday night so it was a little slow but the lady bartender…

I finally got a chance to try this club after hearing about it for years. I was passing through from Portland around noon and wasn't sure if they'd be open.…

Sweet Illusions remains one of my all time favorite clubs. While the outside appearance is that of a dive bar, the inside if comfortable enough. Dancers range from absolutely gorgeous to large…

This place is great. Friendly girls, great atmosphere, awesome dances. Club is clean, one bar, lots of mirrors, stage is ground level with a low bar around it, very conducive to friendly dancer…

I like this club,. It's a chill environment, cute dancers, 1$ taxi dances, and good mileage in the lapdance room. Sat and enjoyed watching all the girls do their round on…

I got to the club at about 1:30 and was looking forward to a great time because of my past experiences. I sat at the rack and watched a few girls and…

I've been to S.I a few times, and while it isn't a good replacement for my former favorite club in Springfield, it does an okay job. Different than most clubs in the…

Had a few hours to kill on a Friday afternoon and really enjoyed my visit here. No cover charge and a soda was only $3. The club was small but…

Stopped by while passing through town. I'm very glad I did. It was a Friday night. It seemed to be a social crowd. Pretty much like a dive bar that happened to have…

Went on a Wednesday when their specials are $3 well-drinks and $15 for semi-private dances. A terrific deal since other days the dances are $20 which is also a great deal…

This is my favorite place to kill some time while in town. If you don't want to spend a lot of cash but still have a good time this is a great…

This place is one of my ATF clubs. Just good people there no trouble and very friendly. The girl are all great fun I have not had a bad experience…

This is the best place to visit in the eugene/springfield area. They day shift is the best. They have girls for every persons taste. Even the heavier girls are hot and wear…

I now know where I will be when I am in Eugene on business. Put a little mileage on your car for the high mileage private dances here. Each girl…

Came out here again when I was in Oregon because I had such a good time the last time I visited. I wanted to see if it was a fluke or if…

This club is located in Springfield which is a town next to Eugene. Outside is so-so - not super nice, but not really sketch either. Others have described the interior and done…

Sweet Illusions is my favorite Oregon club. good thing I don't live in the neighborhood; I'd be here all the time. Dancers ranged from 3 to 8, with most 6 or 7.…

I am from Dallas and on business trips to Corvallis so I used tuscl to find clubs in the area. Springfield is the closest, about an hour away. Read the reviews…

Went for the Wednesday special of $15 table dances. Boy was it worth it. First the ladies here come in all shapes and sizes and range from cool to flirtations, with Coco…

I was in town on business and decide to stop by The strip clubs for a night out. I stop by club 1444 first it was dead so them I went to…

My second visit and once again had a great time. Girls all seem like they are in a party mood, interacting with patrons either with 1$ taxi dances or hanging out at…

Was in town for work and looked through all the reviews of clubs in the area. Settled on Sweet Illusions and boy am I glad I did. It's like a neighborhood dive…

I was in town for a Ducks game with Arizona, "GO DUCKS" so before the game I stop by to warm up for the tailgate parties. This place is great. Super hot…

In my opinion Sweet Illusions is one of the best clubs in Oregon. It has a low-key local feel. The dancers are seldom the glossy sex star or pristine nubile…

previous descriptions of the club had me worried it would be a real shithole, but to my surprise it was pretty decent, just a working guys hangout with naked ladies. Probably a…

One of the best places in Oregon. Okay, so it's not a fancy place but are you really going to a place to see the decor? The place is clean and well…

The place looks a little run down on the outside and not much better on the inside. However the place is clean and the staff is great. Good drinks and…

I like this club a lot. Looks like a dive, but reasonably comfortable inside. Bathroom clean. Girls are 4-7 in looks, but very friendly. No bolt-ons, though a few girls should really consider…

I've been back to S-I a couple of times since my last review. Again, I won't rehash the physical attributes - it has not changed. Dancer quality is a bit all over…

I went on a marathon strip club visit Sunday starting with this one. I have recently posted a review on this place and yes, I like it... I had good time this…

I was there last Saturday and every girl dancing was between a 7-9. I love their little VIP room and because of the two way touching you get good mileage!!! I took…

The club itself is pretty skeezy, looks gross from the outside and is gross on the inside. Place just isn't as kept up as it could be. Bathrooms are especially nasty. Dancers are…

Lets see: -No cover -No drink min -Very reasonable drink prices. -Awesome dances. Great kind of dive-y strip bar. A buddy of mine and I frequented this place for awhile. Our first night here was awesome!…

Wow - I have very mixed feelings about S-I. You could probably take all ten of the reviews on this page as accurate! This club is located in Springfield which is a…

Well I'm mostly going to re-iterate what others have noted: lots and lots of girls of a wide range in looks, great little $1 table dances, and high mileage lap dances.…

I've been to this club a few times and it's pretty nice for the area. Way better than the other clubs in Eugene/Springfield. Good music, cheap drinks, a variety of…

Sweet Illusions looks like a sketch club, but the dancers know how to please. I spent an afternoon there a few weeks ago and the dancers went above and beyond to make…

I normally hang out in the Portland clubs but I found myself near this one and had to give it a try based on the reviews here. I found past review information to…