Cafe Risque

I will more than likely not be back. It was pretty busy on the Saturday night but the girls were just not mines and my groups cup of tea. I will say…

I travel a good bit and like to hit up clubs on the road, but the Cafe is home base. On the night the gf was out of town, I decided to…

After reading reviews about this place, I didn't really have a desire to see it. However, it was my buddy's birthday, I was dd and we wanted to keep the party…

I've been here once before. I decided to stop late on a Sat. morning this time, just wanting a way to relax after going highway blind on I-75. I knew what I…

As a trucker, coming into Florida, once your time is running out, its time for some R&R. Once its time to shut it down, theres no place better than Cafe Risque! They…

Driving through Florida on I-75 I've always wanted to stop by and see what's up. They offer discounts to military and CDL drivers and have about 15 or 20 spots for truckers.…

Visited this shithole around 10pm on a Friday and spent about an hour trying to make the best of my visit. The building is not run down but it has a greasy…

I think now is 6 for local plus one drink. You can order food in side. Great chicken wings BTW. I saw around 6 girls. Half of them were under 6. But…

Was driving by late the other evening and decided, since I was hungry anyways, to stop and give this place a look since I have driven past it countless times before. I…

Me and my wife was on the way to Tampa and decided to stop since everyone always asked if we've been here. Walked in and there was maybe 8 girls on…

So just had to stop back in the café after about 2 years away. I had read here that a VIP area had been added. So it was a good…

There aren't any places near here, so this is your only option outside of Orlando or Jacksonville. This is more of a trucker stop kind of place than a strip club. Walking…

No alcohol. $5 cover. Full menu of food. Pretty much a truck stop diner... With strippers. Dances on stage nude. Laps topless. Took a cute 22 y.o. with some nice curves back…

While dumpy looking on the outside it's nice enough on the inside. Cover was $5 but seems to vary based on when you visit. I was there in a Thursday afternoon and…

So I did stop in on the way back to see how the dancers matched up to the naked waitress team. Arrived just in time to be server coffee and a…

Cafe Risqué is a interesting place I had not been there in over 10 years. the club has gotten cleaner and better. The dancers are good looking ( one for…

Cafe Risqué is a combination of nude club and 24 hr cafe (breakfast, lunch and dinner are available) in Micanopy, near Gainesville. It does not excel in either one, but is adequate…

Not a bad club. I went on a Tuesday morning and they didn't have any dancers on until about 2 hours after opening but the waitress was completely nude in the meantime. She's the…

First and most important: Don't go there on Weekend morning! This is a really good club overall and I have been there couple of times. They have great looking lady at the…

Stopped by yesterday heading back from Tampa, firat time there.I wasn't sure what to expect but when I walked in I was very surprised. I always heard it was dirty and the…

Walked into the club at about 10 pm, not expecting much. Paid cover at the door and took a seat on the rail with one other patron. Enjoyed three dancers go through…

Dropped in about 3:30 am on my way from fort worth to fort Lauderdale, more to get breakfast and coffee than anything else. No dancers as such but a lovely fully naked…

Small town near a big U. Went there on Sunday night around 9pm. Cover is 5 (tell the guy you are local). They offer foods inside but no beer. I did not…

Got there about 1:30pm. 5 dancers on shift. 4 white and 1 AA. AC was broken, but they had someone there working on it. It was HOT inside. The only place…

Got there about 1:30pm. 5 dancers on shift. 4 white and 1 AA. AC was broken, but they had someone there working on it. It was HOT inside. The only place…

Finally got the opportunity to visit this place several months ago. The girls were very pretty and took the time to talk to me and the other patrons. It's a small-town strip…

I have seen signs for this place often while driving on 75 and decided to stop in for breakfast. It wa a $3 cover to get in. At the time I…

I stop in every now and then. The club is little changed over the years. Staff is always friendly and the dancers always seem busy regardless of the number of customers present.tje…

cover was $7, beer $ I already forgot. The women got naked, they were OK looking but I would not describe them as sexual. Imagine going to Wal-Mart and random…

Cafe Risqué is a nude club and 24 hr cafe (breakfast, lunch and dinner are available) in Micanopy, near Gainesville. It is just adjacent to I-75, making it readily accessible from Interstate.…

Stopped in on the way home from work. Friday evening. They were fairly busy. All the table in front of the stage were full. I decided to sit on the side toward…

I was hoping that Café Risque would feature some really hot young women given it's close proximity to Gainesville and the University of Florida campus, but I was disappointed.   I was there…

Stopped by for a late lunch in the hopes of getting a chance to see a few choice ladies. My server had an ok body but had horrible teeth. I…

I thought I had posted this review but it's not on my list and can't leave it unwritten as it's important on this journey. It was a…

Stopped by as this is the only strip joint around. It is a diner with nude dancers. Plenty of parking, truck parking too. $5 cover. The dancers were all decent looking and…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon to break up my drive on I-75. Paid cover of $8 or so and proceeded to grab a barstool right on the stage. Over the next…

Had a few hours to kill so I made the mistake of visiting Cafe... When will I learn? There were ~6 girls working, the usual spread that went from "the fuck…

Cafe Risqué is a nude club in Micanopy and is just adjacent to I-75 (take exit 374 towards Micanopy). It is about 10 miles from Gainesville and 11 miles from the University…

Maybe it's been a while since I've been back to Cafe Risque on my way back to Gainesville, but I was there a little while ago and it was different. Normally their…

I've heard a lot of random things about this place so I thought I would check it out. It's no New Orleans but it's worth a stop in if you are…

I stopped in late in the morning on my way south. Since I am no longer a local I paid the $7 cover and ordered a $3.50 Coke. There were…

Came back in to this place and had a great time. Surprisingly seems that Cherry (GM) is hiring some better quality girls now. I usually come by on my way up 75.…

I stopped in for breakfast not expecting much at 10:00 am The server was especially exceptional, her name was Cherry, she was very congenial and kept us a hot cup of coffee.…

I love this place for the bed dances. If you note , I entered 1-5 girls. This is because I go in at 6:00am-9:00am when there is usually just a waitress who…

This review is a combination of daytime and nighttime visits. Cafe Risqué is a nude club in Micanopy and is just adjacent to I-75. In general Cafe Risqué is unappealing for private…

Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon on my way up I75. I used to go to college in Florida and had been there years ago and was curious if anything had changed.…

This is a cool place to stop in. I've been coming here for years when driving through. It's not the highest class place but it is a fun concept. On a road…

Came in on Saturday afternoon and I didn't really enjoy my visit. $8 to get in, plus you need to buy a drink. That was fine, but it was slow getting in…

I have spent more time and money at this establishment than I'd like to admit when I was living in Gainesville. It's certainly not the best place on earth, but it's…

OK, can't really rate this place as I never even entered the door, but I think this story needs to be told. I was passing by on an early Sunday afternoon. I've…

Stopped in during a weekday, and won't be back again. There were only 2-3 women that I could see on duty, and the place was very dead and depressing. I got…

Cafe Risqué is in Micanopy, a small town near Gainesville and is just adjacent to I-75. It is very easy to find from I-75. They serve decent breakfast, lunch and dinner. It…

Came here with a friend for their birthday. Very smoky, hard to get close to the stage at night. The girls that were up when we entered were very decent looking. One…

Usually when I write reviews I give the benefit of doubt. Slow night, weather, time of the year, day shift or night shift. I'll say this, I have no clue why anyone…

The worst part about this place is the food. Tasteless het greasy. YUM!! Most if the dancers there are from colleges local and far away save for the few die-hard never say…

It's like Denny's, but with naked chicks. Most of which you wish were not naked. It's not expensive because you're dumb if you're buying what they're selling, and you're not dumb, right?…

I've actually worked as a manager of this club. The inside looks straight out of the 70's, with tacky decor and lots of mirrors, not very well lit. There are…

This was my first gentlemen's club. I went there with my husband. Let's start with the atmosphere: it wasn't high class, it wasn't upscale it was sort of mediocre they had…

The first thing you see while driving on the highway is sign after sign advertising, "Cafe Risque - We bare all 24/7." It is located in Micanopy, Florida, a very small town.…

I stopped by here on my way to south florida for a work trip. This place is interesting to say the least. Just picture a waffle house with the same…

Cafe Risque is what would happen if a Waffle House decided to also have their waitresses strip for the customers. Out of curiosity from the heavily advertised billboards on I-75 I decided…

Club has made many improvements since I was last in there about a year ago. There is updated lighting and new carpeting, a new dance booth and a new jukebox that makes…

So I gotta be honest, this club is fast becoming my club of choice when it comes to amount of fun had. Not much has changed. The interior is still moderately clean…

Went on a Sunday evening. $5.00 cover. About 6 girls on shift. A few more came about 10:00. Got a couple of private bed dances with 2 different girls. Both did a…

Cafe has built a new dance booth for private dances that costs $40/dance ($50 or more with tip). It is less private than other booths as other customers can see through the…

This place is unlike any other strip club, and not in a good way. I'm sure it's busier and more lively on Friday/Saturday nights, but based on my recent experience, I…

Visited this club tonight first time in over 10 years. Walk in the door and pay your cover ($5) then turn right to another door that opens to the club. As you…

Honestly I was hesitant at first about the whole diner/stripclub thing, but after going I would absolutely go again. I had private bed dances from two different girls, one of which I…

Update to last post from last week, avoid Summer Joy, she ain't no joy ! Even some of the other girls call her a butter face. Mouth on that girl made for cussing and…

Since my July review the club has gone downhill. Most of the talents introduced new as well as several of the other good looking dancers are gone. During a recent visit club…

Driving back north you can't miss the billboards advertising this place. It was advertised as open 24 hours. When I went in at 10:30 am on a Saturday morning, no cover if…

I love this place! Girls are friendly, most of them are really hot, others are just ok, great food! The only downside to this place is that the private dances are topless…

This place is awesome. adding two new dance rooms soon and the girls are really sweet. Got this one room with 2 of the girls there and I tell you what…

Hubby and I stopped in the night before Tgiving. This was our first visit here (though we have been to lots of clubs). I had never had a lap dance…

Stopped in finally after years of driving by and hearing stories of how low class and terrible it was... Only to be pleasantly surprised! I arrived about 7pm on a Friday…

I visited the club usually Fridays or Saturday morning, it is clean, but looks like they open in the 70s and never again renew it, people inside are decent and nice, is…

I had been in here a few years ago, while visiting friend during my RnR from Iraq. I'm on terminal leave from the Army, and decided to give it a shot. The girl's were…

I visit here every now and then. Not much to choose from around here. The dancers are average, but they will sit down and talk to you with you and you can…

There were a couple of dancers when I walked in, all had great asses, but that's about it. They kept hounding me for money and dance offers, but I told them I…

Decided to stop in on my way back from Tampa. Cover was $7, and they hand you a ticket so they can keep track of everything you order while inside, a little…

Decided to stop in on my way back from Tampa. Cover was $7, and they hand you a ticket so they can keep track of everything you order while inside, a little…

Since my last October review there has been some improvements in the facility (improved lighting, fixed torn cushions, etc) and more importantly added several new girls (mostly younger ones). With the Fall…

I used to like stopping in here on the way down the interstate, but things have changed. This place has really gone downhill. There was one girl dancing, and she…

Visited on a Sunday afternoon. One girl on stage. You can sit at the counter and eat or at a table. Good view of the stage at any seat. Girls are fairly…

Stopped by on my last road trip. Wow has this place gone down hill! I came in and sat a t a table and had to wait 15min before the…

This club really is kind of a dump. I gave the dancers a little bit higher rating because there were two good-looking ones. Not great-looking ones but good looking. The food is…

Had a great time on my second visit to cafe risqué. I tried the chicken fingers an curly fries and it was on par with traditional diner faire. Let's get to the…

I stopped in on a late Friday, and there seem to be some improvements. It looked like the club has a new manager. They also have a real digital jukebox.…

On my way home from ohio I happened to stop into cafe risqué. I had been here before with my girlfriend but this time I visited alone. Only one girl was working…

Seems like I fit the bill of people who were drawn by the siren song of the billboards chronicling "we bare all". Stopped on a drive home and I had a surprisingly…

It's kind of sad to see this place going down. In years past, fall usually meant an impressive crop of new dancers because 1) new students at UF/Santa Fe 2) increased…

This review covers primarily a Friday night visit. As with most visitors to the club, I visit the club when traveling along I75 in Florida for lunch or dinner and some entertainment.…

Cafe Risque has taken a long hard tumble and finally went over a cliff. Three CLEARLY pregnant dancers, food is worse than normal, tables and stools are all sticky now, bathrooms aren't…

This is a summary of several visits to Cafe Risqué. My visits cover both day times and nights. When traveling south down I75 in Florida, I occasionally stop by. It's the…

Was passing by and stopped in as I was bored. It was early afternoon and there were not many people in the place. The woman who greeted me was nice…

This is my review of Cafe Risque from my visit in winter of 2012. My visit was in mid to late afternoon of a weekday. When traveling south down I75 in Florida,…

I've been coming here for 15 years now, because it's the only all-nude strip club in the area. Otherwise it's a trip to Jacksonville or Tampa. But also because it is…

Well, I had been traveling in Florida on vacation and my last stop was my old alma mater up in G'ville. I used to have a girlfriend that worked at CR about…

Well, I was driving I-75 on Memorial Day and decided to check in on Cafe Risque again. First, let me get one thing out of the way: I believe they are trying to…

The easiest way to explain Cafe Risque is to liken it to a road side diner, that built a small stage and paid a few women to shimmy nude on it.…