FlaGator

In HBO's Ballers, a character calls Tootsie's "The Disney World of tits" haha. It is a must in Miami. I visited it one night in 2018 and was in awe of the size of the club.

Disappointing to hear about Mons. I'm 33, my first trip to Mons was back in 2011 and it was an incredible experience - so good, I made the 2-hour drive down quite a few times over the years. I could tell it was going downhill in 2018/19 (RIP 3-for-60) but I never would have expected the prices you just named.

Criticism of reviews is fair. I weigh a lot into club experience. I don't live in Tampa Bay area, but wind up there every now and then for spring training and concerts. I was a Mons loyalist for a while with occasional 2001 visits, last couple times I've chose Oz instead for the booze, bar and overall night. I've had my fun at Scarlett's in Ybor, too, but for Tampa Bay, I think a good bar and lively atmosphere is what appeals to me most. My all-time faves are Tootsie's Miami, Dean's Gold North Miami, Penthouse NOLA, Scores NOLA, Spearmint Vegas. So that gives you a little more knowledge about me and what lens I'm looking through.

I've been to Rhino a few times and haven't been offered the $450 room. Good to know to ask about