Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

I stopped by here on my...

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stripperlover35
Apr 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

I stopped by here on my way to south florida for a work trip. This place is interesting to say the least. Just picture a waffle house with the same quality of waitresses now being completely naked in front of you while you are trying to gag down the food. It was a $5.00 charge to get in and that is all the money I spent. Walking in there are tables to sit and eat then on either side there are seats against the walls with tables at them. The main "stage" also has a bar to sit and eat at. There are poles down the stage into the bar kind of like a jail cell would look but wider apart. Anyway there were 5 girls on shift when I got there. Only one had any business being in anything other than a snow suit. She wasn't bad but stuck with some regulars. I was approached three times for a private dance and each one of them were nasty with rotted out teeth. Don't get me wrong I didn't come here to look at a girls teeth, but these teeth were horrible. I left after maybe 10 minutes and as I was leaving I noticed that the side parking lot was for semi truck parking. It all made sense then. These were just a bunch of lot lizards!!!!! I have read some decent reviews of this place so maybe it was just a bad day. If I ever get that way again I might stop by to press my luck, but Im not quite sure.

 

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