Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

It's like Denny's, but with naked...

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mr.nobody
Apr 12, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

It's like Denny's, but with naked chicks. Most of which you wish were not naked. It's not expensive because you're dumb if you're buying what they're selling, and you're not dumb, right? Gainesville is right up the road. If you can't get all this and WHOLE LOT more for free on a weekend in a college town, you're defective. This 'club' is crappy, but right next to free poon for miles... I have no idea why it exists or how it continues to exist... The really hot girls almost never come around because they have better things to do. The regulars are average to oh-gawd-don't-make-me-look. The warped pool table and mediocre food do not redeem it, but sometimes It's nice to watch random TV you can't hear. OK, no it isn't. If there is going to be a Zombie Apocalypse, it will probably start here.

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It's like Denny's, but with naked...