Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

I've actually worked as a manager...

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Apr 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
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I've actually worked as a manager of this club. The inside looks straight out of the 70's, with tacky decor and lots of mirrors, not very well lit. There are rips in the cushions of some of the chairs and even in one of the private dance rooms, to where the girls will put a blanket or something down over the recliner so no one gets hurt by the ripped vinyl of the seating. Despite all of the above, the club is basically clean. Keep in mind that this is essentially a truck stop. There are showers that truckers can use in the back (no, the girls won't go with you - like that hasn't been asked a million times). There is also a small 'store' where porn, dildos and such can be purchased. If you wanted to get a quick peek to see what the dancers look like before spending money to get in, just tell them at the door that you want to visit the store. That way you can get in for free, pretend to look at their selection of odds and ends while you really are checking out the dancers to make sure they're up to snuff :)

Speaking of the dancers, what to expect here really depends on which day of the week you stop by, as well as what time of day. This place is open 24/7, so no matter what time you show up, you will be able to see a naked woman (there is only one there between 4am until 9-10am). So that means that on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights (and days too pretty much, for that matter) the really hot/best dancers will be on staff. On other days, there may be one hot girl and a few passable, perhaps one that doesn't seem she should be in the business, but with a little discussion ahead of time, you can usually tell which girls actually enjoy their job and do it well.

Overall, if you're looking for a semi-naked woman to rub up on you, this is the best place to go in the area, short of driving to Tampa or Orlando. The food here is actually *really* good, in my opinion. Guys who say they're a trucker when they show up get a small discount on the cover charge.

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