Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

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Nebulay
Jan 21, 2017, 5:14 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Visited this shithole around 10pm on a Friday and spent about an hour trying to make the best of my visit. The building is not run down but it has a greasy feel to it. 5 dollar cover and a 4 dollar coke got me in the door. Upon walking in I noticed it had one of the weirdest layouts I have ever seen. There were about 8 to 10 girls working and only 3 were above a 5, with one being an 8 the other two were 7's at best. There are two stages were the girls are nude and it's set up like a bar counter with menus under plexiglass with the girls dancing nude inches away from the patrons eating diner style food. I passed on the food. After watching the full rotation of dancers and tipping some singles I tried a topless 3 for 120 with a curvy blonde who had a shitty attitude. Even though this is a nude club they can't give lap dances nude due to the local ordinances. Finished my mechanical set and hit the road. Unless you're looking to have a hep c burger and overpay for low mileage topless dances from sub par milfs, save your time and money and keep going towards Tampa or Tallahassee.

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