Cafe Risque has taken a long...

Cafe Risque has taken a long hard tumble and finally went over a cliff. Three CLEARLY pregnant dancers, food is worse than normal, tables and stools are all sticky now, bathrooms aren't nearly as clean as a few months ago. It's falling apart. The few really good looking dancers are preoccupied with, as best as I can tell, are non-paying but also not-weird regulars. Once they get to you they're plenty nice (Skittles, Heather, Promise) but the whack-jobs swarm and crowd your personal space until both patron and dancer scramble for cover.

The same three dances are there - the chair, the simulated bed, and the peep show. The simulated beds were upgraded not long ago but seriously need an in-between dance wipe-down routine. It's like rapidly switching among people and gym equipment. And the peep-show area which was always the wank-off area is now overflowing napkins and Gods know what else into the little walkway.

I had no idea a club could tumble from fairly bad to terrible quite so quickly.