Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Usually when I write reviews I...

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Actionbx
May 26, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Usually when I write reviews I give the benefit of doubt. Slow night, weather, time of the year, day shift or night shift. I'll say this, I have no clue why anyone would go here unless to eat.

I was in Gainesville for business and being that there is nothing there and I don't do Backpages or Craiglist for fun I decided to venture to Ocala 1st to Body Shots. Waste of time and a drive there. I decided to stop here along I-75 to cure my curiosity. I should have kept going. This place felt like Mel's Diner from the old show Alice with some strippers in s cage.

I walked in and there was a minimal cover, can't remember. So I find a table and there may be 5 patrons who are eating breakfast or something else off their menu. There may have been 5 dancers total. The dancers dance on this long stage with bars in front of them. You can't touch and you're basically observing. What a drag.

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