Well, I was driving I-75 on...

Well, I was driving I-75 on Memorial Day and decided to check in on Cafe Risque again.

First, let me get one thing out of the way: I believe they are trying to rip you off with the confusing cover charges. It's not a big ripoff, but it really bugged me. The sign on the window where you pay in says that the cover is something like $3.50, so I handed the guy a $5 and he said something like "that'll be $7.50". I pointed out that's not what the sign said, and he semi-explained that there was a one drink minimum and that also covered your drink. So I paid, went in and ordered a water. Then when I went to leave later, they hit me up on the way out for another $3.50 (or thereabouts). I never did completely grasp the logic the guy was trying to explain, I think it boiled down to something like the drink that was included in the door price was not the drink you had to buy. The sums are so piddling they could just post honest prices and not rile people up. (Or rile *me* up, anyway).

Anyway, inside is a full service restaurant with tables or stage seating at the dance bar. (It's not a full size stage, more like just a runway.). The girls start out in tops and bottoms, but quickly get fully nude for the stage dance. They are local girls, not model quality, but reasonably attractive, and the ones I interacted with were all quite friendly. If you like a girl, you can take her in back for a bed dance. This will have you reclining on a slightly tilted vinyl mattress while your girl grinds topless on you, holding onto pipe-like handholds around the bed bay. There is absolutely no touching with your hands. My girl, at least, also did not run her boobs over my or let me suck a nipple. Where the touching is is between your crotch and hers. She will be wearing a special pair of panties that cover more than her dance thong, but she will do her best to rub one out of you (despite the signs posted that specify that the bed dances are *not* intended to cause you to orgasm). In my case, I didn't make it over the top (though I probably would have 10 years ago) but still found it quite enjoyable, if a bit frustrating that I couldn't touch her very nice boobs. Your milage may vary, but I think there are cameras in the bed bays, so I don't expect much more to happen in any case.