Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

This was my first gentlemen's club....

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lovindclubz
Apr 6, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

This was my first gentlemen's club. I went there with my husband. Let's start with the atmosphere: it wasn't high class, it wasn't upscale it was sort of mediocre they had like a little thin little stage on the back wall with mirrors and and a few poles with the bar and row of seats in front of it. There's another single pole area and then they have another area where it's a single cage for a dancer. It was a pool table and some booth seating. You can see the kitchen from the main area and they have a back room area where they do their private dances. They are full nude so nothing but soda and juice. They have a menu and we did the steak special which wasn't bad but nothing to write home about. There was no DJ they had a jukebox.. the girls DJ'ed their own music via jukebox. The clientele there was sort of thuggish and rough looking. I mean they have truck parking so you get some truckers. The girls: was mildly mixed ethnicity they had a couple of black, one latina, and the rest was white. The white chicks was busted from every angle they had no breast and no bootys and bad tattoos all over the place their attitude was one of "i don't really want to be here type" they didn't engage with the customers unless you were asking for a dance, they did lil to no pole work and their dancing was lazy. The black chicks had booty but no tits and their faces was busted also, only one engaged with the customers but very little, they did really good pole dancing but it felt like they were just their practicing so they can go get a better gig..the one latino had promise until you got to her face...straight busted, she just walked around like she owned the place and didn't want to be there...these lil things ruined the experience. We didnt really know what to expect so going into this club but it felt more like a restaurant with half naked servers that don't really want to have nothing to do with you. They do a lot of advertising on the highway so we expected a little more or better than that ...but ok ok ok maybe it was because it was a thursday night that it was kinda dead and the girls just didn't want to work but it set the stage for a place i don't want to go to again. I'm assuming there was a no touching policy because none of the people were trying to touch the dancers but we wouldn't know really because the girls weren't trying to engage with anyone either....but when they were in the box dancing they had a garter belt on their leg where you placed the money. Good thing I'm a lot more open minded so I didnt let this experience stop me from trying other places..see my next review on Hush the gentlemen ' s club.

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