Tootsie's Cabaret

I got scammed for $100

I had a terrible experience here. Some trashy girl named dalas hustled me out of $100. I was sitting at the bar drinking a beer at around 4:45. I see her trying to come over so…

Saturday night around midnight.

I'll start by saying I'm from out of town and decided to visit to see what the fuss was about. So, to start, this place is huge! The first floor had two lap dance rooms that I…

Tootsies is by far my favorite club, not only in SoFlo, but that I have visited in the US! First, the place is HUGE! If you’re considering a night out in Miami, forget about the other clubs.

Things I love about…

I always think about taking tootsies off of my rotation during my trips to miami but I always end up back just the sheer size ease numbers and variety you may get with the opportunity for higher end girls brings…

My second visit in 10 days, was on new years eve. I went back because my first experience was very good.
Place: clean, safe, operational, bars all over so you don't have to crowd your way up to a chair.…

So I haven't been to Tootsie's in 5+ years, and I can immediately tell that Covid has hit this place like every other strip club in America. No more seating at the big center stage like before, and the menu…

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP thing. Mind you it’s Art Basel weekend, and…

So first time here. Got there around 10pm and there was some action in the parking lot. Found a parking spot after 10 minutes. Walked in with 20$ cover and security check.

This place is big and all the seats were…

Brought all the guys for a bachelor party. If you are going at night the key is to pay the extra VIP fee (wasn't much, I think $20?) to go upstairs where there is an entire bar at your disposal…

Hit up Tootsies after flying in from Baltimore. Got there in time for the 2nd half of the Ravens/Chargers. Grabbed a seat at the bar in the back with a good view of the game. Had a beer for $3.50…

Went to Tootsie’s Monday night 10/11 with a group of guys after we decided KOD would be a waste of a night (no cars in parking lot). We ended up buying a table for roughly $100 which was good…

This was review is for two visits. Saturday around 830pm and Monday afternoon.
Saturday i arrived and there wasn't a line yet. I think the cover was $20. There happened to be a fight that night…

My boyfriend and I came to Tootsie's to see Rose Munroe. She's one of our favorite adult film stars, and she was doing 3 nights of shows, so we had to go. We got there before 7pm, so there was…

Visit #1
So be warned, this review might be more revealing than allowed here, but it is what it is.
Went to Tootsie's back in February, by myself on a weeknight for one main purpose - to see if the rumors…

* Alright. So the “#1 rated strip club in Miami”(subjective of course) did not disappoint. I expected everyone to be hustling hard on a weekend and I was proven right - My group of 8 arrived around midnight of Saturday…

Had been to Tootsie's a couple of years ago, and certainly appreciated its sprawling nature, mix of sports bar and nice(r?) strip club (not very nice by 'club' Miami standards, but definitely nice by middle America standards, and overall solid…

I was here a couple weeks ago on a saturday night when they had the UFC fight. Unbelievable i waited 45mins as the line wrapped around the building. It's crazy how popular and busy this place is as it was…

This was my first time back to Tootsie's in over a decade and since I'm in Miami for the weekend, thought that it was a must-make stop. Eh, was a so-so revisit to a past great spot.

The place is…

Stopped by Tootsies on a vacation visit to Miami. Have been here a few times before. Paid the cover which I think was $10 and went into the huge club. Sat at a table on the main floor. Place was…

Overall 5/10

Girls 6/10

Price/Value 5/10

Lap Dances 4/10

Visited at around midnight on memorial day. Ok, so its fucking massive like way bigger than any strip club you’ve ever imagined. Cover was cheap too ($10) and drinks were average. Problem is, they don’t…

First time back to Tootsie's since the before times (pre COVID). At 4pm ish on a Wednesday, the GIANT parking lot was about a quarter full. No cover, no temp check. There was a door guy asking me if he…

Going to preface this by saying I use to go to tootsies about once every 6 weeks. I have a pretty good knowledge of the dancers and business here. I had planned on going weekly and then the pandemic…

It’s been about three months (Superbowl weekend in February) since I made my way down to South Florida for SC mongering. Tootsie has always been one of my favorite South Florida , however, when Scarlett’s purchased Tootsies it sort…

I decided to try this place again so I took an uber and got there close to open. This time I was on a mission to see how far this place would take me. Door greeter sat me near the…

I don't often visit Tootsie's, but I had such bad luck recently with dayshifts, I had to go back an give it another try. The TLDR here is that Tootsies has a consistently solid dayshift if you're looking for a…

I would like to give a shout out to Papi Chulo who gave me great info on the Miami scene. I didn’t have a car otherwise I would have venture out further.

I was a Tootsie a few months ago…

Florida being Florida, the clubs seem to be going near full speed despite everything going on. I was in the area and stopped into Tootsies. Because it is such a ginormous place you feel like you can visit without people…

I recently visited Toosties for the the first time always wanted to go but just never popped in. I went once in early November and once right after new years, I'll Post our New Years weekend trip today.

It was the…

I had never visited the legendary Tootsies and had to check it out. People are right: this place is spacious and it felt about as safe as strip clubs could get during COVID. I parked free, paid a $10 cover…

So visited Miami a few weeks ago still post COVID, I know tootsies is far from what it used to be but still keep it on the list when I visit. Initially went Thursday at 11 but it turns…

I frequented Tootsie's fairly regularly pre-covid. I love their lobster and lemon pepper wings, and the large open space. This was my first time going since early March. Similar set-up as pre-covid, free parking, 10$ cover for the downstairs, no…

I was visiting Miami, decided to visit my favorite strip club in Miami, Tootsie’s. I got there around 8:30, 8 dollar cover, I believe there’s no cover if you get there before 8. The whole Covid thing has changed the…

First time to a strip club in the pandemic era. Valet parking is gone and a queue forms at the entrance for a pat down, then a temperature check and finally to be seated. So, three separate waiting…

Arrived later in the evening and walked up to a wand down then temperature check. Cover was $8 for the first floor & $28 for access to the VIP area (second level). With the wristband you can freely move between…

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking lot. Big ass strip club. Parking is free.…

I was in Florida for a couple of weeks and it just so happened that the local government decided to open up bars and clubs. Yes and strip clubs! I had been to Tootsies a number of years ago and…

Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th Anniversary sale and got a major steal of…

I dropped by Tootsie’s before I had to pick someone up at FLL airport. Parking lot was full of tricked-out F150s, ordinary SUVs, and clapped-out Corollas. Lots of bro’s wandering about. The entrance at 6 pm-ish…

Tootsies is huge, starting with the parking lot. I arrived early (about 9pm) and there was lots of space. A security guy drove around the lot in a golf cart. There was no charge for self parking; I don't remember…

visited Tootsies on Thursday February 27, 2020 from about 8:30 to 10 pm. It’s easy to find and has a very large free parking lot. The club is about the largest there is but even so appears…

Its been a couple years since I was at Tootsies and I had a chance to visit on both a Tues afternoon and Saturday just after midnight. Bottom line... wow- you can just do so much better I promise you.…

My schedule took me to Miami the week after the super bowl and I decided to stop by tootsies on a late Thursday evening.

This is the largest strip club I have ever been in and the quantity of dancers…

This place continues to rank as my favorite nationwide. There are many reasons for this - even some are not very typical.
The quality of the service - waitresses, managers and bartenders - all very much believe in a heavy…

My second night in South Florida, I decided to link up with Papi Chulo at Tootsies. I arrived at Tootsies around 10:45pm on a Friday night. Tootsies is always free to park and offer plenty of space to…

When to this club on a Sunday afternoon. When I visited South Florida I always make some arragement to visit it. The club was empty with a lot of dancer. I will say around 30 dance…

This is my annual review as I'm always in South Beach in January. for vacation and business. I visited on 1/9/20, 1/18/20, and 1/19/20. On each occasion I came in around 7:00 to get in free (admission is free…

This review is from a weekday visit early in January around 2:00 in the afternoon. I hadn't been to Tootsies in a long time, so I figured I'd check it out and give the private rooms are whirl. …

Went back to tootsie's at midnight mainly because I was bored on my vacation in Miami. The ticket guy said I should get the upper floor access because 'everybody is up there, just sayin'. I trusted him, went up to…

Heard about the place from people and wanted to check it out, so went over on a Thursday night after 9. The door guy was helpful, and made a great first impression, made the place felt like a professionally…

One of the first strip club I have ever been to. Still have some good memories but it is nothing compared to Follies and TJ HKon value.

It's a good place to go for a bachelor party since it's close to…

Returning on a couple Friday afternoons ago from a meeting in Miami, I decided to visit the legend before flying home. Tootsie’s sits on a major street, with a big sign in front and a massive Walmart-size parking lot…

My old favorite Miami strip club. I consider overall one of my favorite strip clubs when i'm visiting south florida/miami. Arrived via uber. Didn't have to wait in line as i saw the guy and told him i wanted to…

My friends and I come down to Miami every year or two. We always make a trip to Tootsies when in the area. For those who haven’t been it’s an experience. It’s the largest strip club that I’ve ever seen…

I was in town and decided to try Tootsies for my next strip club visit. The club was pretty dead at 9pm when I was there. Usually tootsies never lets me down but the variety of dancers were…

I was in Miami for some vacation in March this past spring, and it happened to be during Spring Break for some universities, so Miami Beach was pretty much packed with college kids, and I guess this also had an…

Stopped by here a several weeks ago on a Wednesday night. It had been about a year since I last visited Tootsies. I arrived around 10. Had the bouncer check my ID. He made a comment that we shared the…

Arrived here on a Saturday evening, lots of college football on and it seemed like lots of groups of guys who were there to watch the games. The area the club is located is not the nicest part of…

Guidelines specific, Clubber compliant review of a September 2019 afternoon visit to Tootsie's.

"Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each.

a)One paragraph should describe the club vibe. Mention cleanliness, thug factor, music level, dj annoyance factor,…

Decided to swing by on an early Sat night to check out a few college football games. As usual for this time of the day, the place was pack with patrons. One thing that makes this club different…

After having a forgettable time at Playmates the night before, my wife and I decided to hit Tootsies. As mentioned before, this place is pretty large for a strip club, and we didn't go here initially because the expected…

Went here while I was visiting for work. The club is awesome, although a bit on the pricey side. I went about a week ago so the names are a bit lost on me. Got a dance from 4 different…

On my annual tour of the Miami clubs I went to, Tootsies was the club I visited the most. I went to Tootsies all 4 days I was in Miami. This review is based on all the visits I had…

Visited Tootsies once again from a loooong hiatus. And the club is still full of Cubanitas because their used to be a mix of latin ladies. Only saw 1 slim AA girl who didn't even acknowledge me when…

First time at this club, in town for a bachelor party weekend. We hit up a bunch of clubs and this was the last one on our trip. It really is something different, you go there and it's…

Recently visited to this place on Friday evening at 8:00 PM, off the bat I would say the vibe is gone, when compared to few years back. There use to be over 100 girls in the club but now it…

I had heard about Tootsies since it's the largest SC in FL, if not the entire US. I went there in the afternoon around 2:00 not knowing what to expect, except that it would be big, and it was.…

First time here and WOW!
I arrived around 6:30pm.
Admission was free, bar was half off till 7:30.
It’s different... massive place, a lot of areas to sit in...the downstairs main stage area have very uncomfortable chairs .
I decided to go upstairs (free…

Made another trip to Tootsies after about a year. As always, there are a lot of dancers on the roll call. Mostly latinas and a lot of 6’s and on the thicker side. I prefer more spinner types aka slim.…

I was there the for the first time and the guys at the entrance, the service, the club and especially the girls are amazing. But I am still dissapointet.

One girl offered me a private dance, $60 for 10 minutes.…

went here on a Saturday night for a friend bachelor party. there was a line at the door around 11 pm which was moving pretty quickly. i believe it was 10 to get in. as you enter you can feel…

Of all the strip club in all the states, this is the one everyone should visit at least once. I’ve come back here several times, even after visiting several others in south FL.

4 of 5 times I’ve gotten a…

Visited Tootsies with my buddy on our last day in Miami. Definitely the biggest club I've been.

We sat on the main floor and enjoyed the dancers generally showing their pussies for dollar bills. Most girls were Latina which is…

This review won't matter much to those visiting by themselves but I hope it's a good review for those that can go with a couple or friend.

We started off the night at the casino, and randomly my girl said…

Had a free night on a business trip, I was staying 15 miles away from Tootsie's, so I figured why not? I hadn't been to Tootsie's for about 4-5 years, since my last trip to Miami, and pretty much…

Arrived and paid for VIP. The staff at the door was very professional. Upstairs in VIP was a great vibe. It was a little slow but expected for a Monday. Lots of variety in girls...…

Got there on Friday night around 1030. We were a group of 6. They offered some sort of "hey, order a bottle and we can get you a table and its about as much as each of you paying the…

Visited five or so times while in SOBE on business combined with some vacation during the period 1/4 to 1/22 - late afternoon and evening - I like to catch the shift change to get maximum variety. Of course,…

I went to Tootsie’s during the afternoon. It was easy to navigate there. Upon arriving, there were already many parking slots filled, but I found some open spots after driving past a few rows. I arrived at about 5:30 pm…

I arrived at Tootsies on a Friday night with a buddy who invited me as I've never been here. it was a very nice experience. They had a boxing match that night so it was packed. Parking lot was packed…

Having been to this club many times, I know that it can be expensive to get stress relief from dancers from this club. Therefore, I rarely take up any of the dancers on offer to go to the VIP…

It’s been a long while since I’ve been to tootsies and I decided to stop by after a half day of work. It was early afternoon so cover was free and their is plenty of parking. As you will have…

As others have pointed out, this place is huge! On a Friday afternoon about 12:30pm it looked a bit like a ghost town, but I can imagine it's outrageously busy on weekend evenings/nights.
This early in the afternoon there's no…

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip.

Tootsie’s was a pretty interesting experience. As others…

Took a taxi to the club from the airport. Friendly guy. Said he would wait for me to get back to the airport. Not too expensive a ride, about $15 each way. There was no cover when…

Night time girls here are still so full of themselves. Some won’t even do any $25 dances. They only shop around for hitters willing to pluck down $500 minimum for a 30 min VIP room. Also out of 75…

Not exactly my kind of club but on a recent swing thru south beach I had a couple down days and a rent car at my disposal so I did a bit of booby scouting. Tootsies had been on my…

2nd time here. 1st time was 7-10 years ago where I won some cash on their spinning wheel thing. Then no one approached me for dances, even after I won. Same time as last time ,except worse.

First, way too…

Stopped in fairly early on a Wednesday, probably about 2pm. There was a good rotation of girls and you could sit and have a few beers and just watch the stage show, which is entertaining. I would say about half…

This place has a reputation and I can see why. The women are stunningly hott, very mixed ethnicities (Latina, White, Black) and different body types (big butt, big titties, etc., slim vs thick). I had a lap dance for $20…

Ok......long time patron of this club but deserted the place due to Simon Belmont’s exploration of the Pompano area clubs that are now clearly superior!

Intro

Toot is the BJs Supermax club of SC’s! It’s basically a warehouse with two levels,…

Okay, everyone knows this place is huge. It's like las vegas inside a strip club. So you know what you're getting there - big stage, lots of tables and lots of girls circulating around and through the stage shows. The…

One Stop Shop !

I stopped by on a recent trip in town with a couple of hours to kill before hotel check-in. This used to be my "go-to" place, but it has slipped noticeably over the past several years. They just don't seem…

When I first visited Tootsie's five years ago, I was in amazed by the atmosphere and the talent. Every year, I visit Miami for business and Tootsie is always on my list to visit. I've learned over the years…

Once the Mecca of The Global SC World has fallen off a cliff worse than my 401k Stock portfolio! It’s been written that some of the 8-10’s have gone to Scarlets’s and DD in Pompano. I believe this is a…

The last time I was here I had a good time, but ordered bottle service and drank way to much of the bottle(since I no one else was drinking and didn't want to waste it). This time I was…

I was in Miami for business so two co-workers and myself took a trip to Tootsies for some stress relief. We Ubered over but the parking lot seemed well-lit and safe. We had received some passes earlier in the…

Any one know who the Latina massage girl with light brown girl and HUGE ass? I saw her on a Tuesday late afternoon early evening. I need to see her again lol.

I've gone to this club quite often, as I am always guaranteed a hour of 8+ rated dancers parading on stage for my pleasure. In this particular Friday night, right around 7:30 I entered the club and for so…

OK, just a quick review here, as many other reviews detail the club layout and prices. I lived here for a number of years and moved north 2 years ago, and always loved coming to Tootsies for quality LD's.…