Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Large selection of girls but will absolutely break the bank.

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SirenStu
Feb 9, 2023, 5:02 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I was in town for a fishing trip and decided to visit this place since it's described as the biggest club in the state. It is a remodeled BJs Warehouse and I could not get over how absolutely MASSIVE this place was. The main room was huge. The main stage was about 4 or so feet off the ground and the poles were extremely lengthy. There are tons of chairs and tables on each side of the stage and right in front of the stage is an enclosed VIP area with lounge chairs. There are multiple rooms to explore downstairs with more stages, pool tables, TVs, etc. One thing that was really awesome was that the men's bathroom had a bathroom attendant! I've never seen one in real life. It was also stocked to the brim with items for men to freshen up like toothpaste, mouthwash, deoderants, etc.

I paid $10 to get in and sat down at one of the tables inbetween the bar and main stage and got a coke. There were more girls working there than I could count. Mostly latinas and one or two caucasion women. If you do not speak spanish then you may not have an easy time here. I got approached by a lovely latina and I admit I speak absolutely NO spanish. There was a bit of a communication issue but eventually she whipped out her phone and started typing what she wanted to say. She offered me a massage for $15 for one song. She had massage oils and that's when I noticed there were a few girls walking around wearing the same thing that also were offering this service. I said yes and she pulled up my shirt (only to expose my back) and proceeded to give me an extremely nice massage. I gave her $20 and told her thank you. At this point I was feeling GOOD and loosened up.

I then get approached by a younger 20-something latina named Monica who spoke perfect english and I was relieved. She asked if it was my first time and then offered to give me a tour to show me where everything is. She brought me upstairs and told me that usually you must pay to go upstairs but since it was a tour with her, it was free. The upstairs was quite amazing. Much more controlled than the chaos of downstairs. You could tell the ladies up there were professionals. I could smell the faint scent of the devil's lettuce up there as well. She brought me into one of the private rooms (again, under the guise of a "free tour") and that's when things turned sideways. She hits me with service prices for the room saying it would be $200 per hour (this was a friday night after 10pm) and then $500 to spend that hour with her. She also mentioned that credit card payments were available to the cashier for the room service. I told her I was not interested and she then said $400 for 30mins. I again declined and we went back downstairs. She showed me the normal lapdance room and I got two dances from her for $25 each then tipped her as well for the tour. Throughout the entire dance she kept asking to go back upstairs for more and I had to keep declining. It ruined the dance experience. She approached me again at the end of the night for a last minute offer of $400 for an hour and I again declined.

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