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Awesome time ruined by red light camera and mailed fine.

Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
Stopped here late on a Sunday night, before an early AM flight to Cuba. Had some hesitation about spending US bucks before going to a much cheaper sex paradise. But zero regrets. It was a sleepy time, around 1AM on a Sunday. I had not been to the current iteration of Tootsies, just remeber AWESOME times at this club almost 20 years ago. Stage dancing and number of dancers was nothing compared to the past. However the girl I ended up dancing with way over delivered, in a good way, on the private dancing. Stood up on front of me, shoved herself right into my face and the strong, sweet aroma nearly killed me. Had a great time in Cuba, but this was way more erotic. You know what WASN'T erotic? The stupid red light camera at the major intersection right near the club that took a picture of my license plate at 4AM as I exited, and claimed I "ran" the light for a mild rolling stop, and cost me $100 through rental car company. And sent an effing photo of my car to my home with a 4AM time stamp. The wife didn't see it but man that would have been bad... Be warned.

Adjudicators

RockAllNight
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minnow
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Electronman
Confusing. "The "strong, sweet aroma nearly killed me" Is this good or bad? Most guys find stinky pussy to be a turn off. I hate red light cameras (and automatic speeding cameras) and I'm suspicious of any state that resorts to this form of invasive law enforcement. What if you had been in a convertible with one of the Tootsie's dancers when the photo was snapped?
Swr60
Incoherent
wildRover
Not Enough Details What did everything cost? Drinks? Dances? Cover? Separate VIP area? Did the 1-300 you spent include cost of the ticket?