While I was Miami I figured might as well try the biggest strip club there is. Tootsies didn't disappoint me in terms of its size. I headed straight to the VIP area. In retrospect it wasn't the best idea because I was bombarded by girls trying to get me pay for a lap dance. Some girls would even try to give me a tour of their VIP rooms (which I figured they would do to entice me to part with my money).
I ordered a drink and tried watching girls dancing on the stage downstairs, but the dancers would approach me in a very pesky way and when I politely refused, some gave me attitude.
Eventually I found a nice girl to talk to. Bought her a drink and chatted, occasionally slipping dollar bills into her bikini. We then did a semi-private dance and she asked me if I'm interested in the VIP room. I decided to give it a try and I didn't regret. I left shortly after and overall I would say it was a pleasant experience, despite being bombarded by lap dance requests earlier.
