Great time at a club big enough for an airplane inside

Great experience. Ridiculously gigantic place. And just when I thought I'd seen it all, there was another floor! Crazy!

Place can probably hold hundreds of people, but I arrived not that long after opening, and there were maybe 6 guys in the place. You approach the entrance up a double-reverse ramp like you're lined up for a ride at Disney World. Get wanded down and asked for ID. (Not happy to show ID at a club.) Entry guy was nice enough, and no cover this time of day.

Early afternoon there were just a handful of girls working. They were all on their phones, heads down, not circulating or anything. I sat down next to one at the hightop counter, introduced myself, but didn't get any kind of a request to dance. Maybe they were still warming up? All Latinas, which was no surprise.

Got a drink at the bar, approached another. Sure, let's go.

She says OK to the VIP and walks me to the ELEVATOR!!! There's a freakin' SECOND FLOOR!! Up there, there's a nice lounge overlooking the main room we came from, and a guy from Brooklyn in a bowtie who takes your $100 for the room. Next to him, there's a crazy-long hallway of private rooms. I mean, they just keep going.