Tootsie's Cabaret

So I haven't been to Tootsie's in 5+ years, and I can immediately tell that Covid has hit this place like every other strip club in America. No more seating at the…

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP…

So first time here. Got there around 10pm and there was some action in the parking lot. Found a parking spot after 10 minutes. Walked in with 20$ cover and security check. This…

Brought all the guys for a bachelor party. If you are going at night the key is to pay the extra VIP fee (wasn't much, I think $20?) to go upstairs where…

Hit up Tootsies after flying in from Baltimore. Got there in time for the 2nd half of the Ravens/Chargers. Grabbed a seat at the bar in the back with a good view…

Went to Tootsie’s Monday night 10/11 with a group of guys after we decided KOD would be a waste of a night (no cars in parking lot). We ended up buying…

This was review is for two visits. Saturday around 830pm and Monday afternoon. Saturday i arrived and there wasn't a line yet. I think the cover was $20.…

My boyfriend and I came to Tootsie's to see Rose Munroe. She's one of our favorite adult film stars, and she was doing 3 nights of shows, so we had to go.…

Visit #1 So be warned, this review might be more revealing than allowed here, but it is what it is. Went to Tootsie's back in February, by myself on a weeknight for one…

* Alright. So the “#1 rated strip club in Miami”(subjective of course) did not disappoint. I expected everyone to be hustling hard on a weekend and I was proven right - My…

Had been to Tootsie's a couple of years ago, and certainly appreciated its sprawling nature, mix of sports bar and nice(r?) strip club (not very nice by 'club' Miami standards, but definitely…

I was here a couple weeks ago on a saturday night when they had the UFC fight. Unbelievable i waited 45mins as the line wrapped around the building. It's crazy how popular…

This was my first time back to Tootsie's in over a decade and since I'm in Miami for the weekend, thought that it was a must-make stop. Eh, was a so-so revisit…

Stopped by Tootsies on a vacation visit to Miami. Have been here a few times before. Paid the cover which I think was $10 and went into the huge club. Sat at…

Overall 5/10 Girls 6/10 Price/Value 5/10 Lap Dances 4/10 Visited at around midnight on memorial day. Ok, so its fucking massive like way bigger than any strip club you’ve ever imagined. Cover was cheap too ($10)…

First time back to Tootsie's since the before times (pre COVID). At 4pm ish on a Wednesday, the GIANT parking lot was about a quarter full. No cover, no temp check. There…

Going to preface this by saying I use to go to tootsies about once every 6 weeks. I have a pretty good knowledge of the dancers and business here. I had…

It’s been about three months (Superbowl weekend in February) since I made my way down to South Florida for SC mongering. Tootsie has always been one of my favorite South Florida…

I decided to try this place again so I took an uber and got there close to open. This time I was on a mission to see how far this place would…

I don't often visit Tootsie's, but I had such bad luck recently with dayshifts, I had to go back an give it another try. The TLDR here is that Tootsies has a…

I would like to give a shout out to Papi Chulo who gave me great info on the Miami scene. I didn’t have a car otherwise I would have venture out further.…

Florida being Florida, the clubs seem to be going near full speed despite everything going on. I was in the area and stopped into Tootsies. Because it is such a ginormous place…

I recently visited Toosties for the the first time always wanted to go but just never popped in. I went once in early November and once right after new years, I'll Post…

I had never visited the legendary Tootsies and had to check it out. People are right: this place is spacious and it felt about as safe as strip clubs could get during…

So visited Miami a few weeks ago still post COVID, I know tootsies is far from what it used to be but still keep it on the list when I visit. Initially…

I frequented Tootsie's fairly regularly pre-covid. I love their lobster and lemon pepper wings, and the large open space. This was my first time going since early March. Similar set-up as pre-covid,…

I was visiting Miami, decided to visit my favorite strip club in Miami, Tootsie’s. I got there around 8:30, 8 dollar cover, I believe there’s no cover if you get there before…

First time to a strip club in the pandemic era. Valet parking is gone and a queue forms at the entrance for a pat down, then a temperature check and finally…

Arrived later in the evening and walked up to a wand down then temperature check. Cover was $8 for the first floor & $28 for access to the VIP area (second level).…

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking…

I was in Florida for a couple of weeks and it just so happened that the local government decided to open up bars and clubs. Yes and strip clubs! I had been…

Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th…

I dropped by Tootsie’s before I had to pick someone up at FLL airport. Parking lot was full of tricked-out F150s, ordinary SUVs, and clapped-out Corollas. Lots of bro’s…

Tootsies is huge, starting with the parking lot. I arrived early (about 9pm) and there was lots of space. A security guy drove around the lot in a golf cart. There was…

visited Tootsies on Thursday February 27, 2020 from about 8:30 to 10 pm. It’s easy to find and has a very large free parking lot. The club is about…

Its been a couple years since I was at Tootsies and I had a chance to visit on both a Tues afternoon and Saturday just after midnight. Bottom line... wow- you can…

My schedule took me to Miami the week after the super bowl and I decided to stop by tootsies on a late Thursday evening. This is the largest strip club I have…

This place continues to rank as my favorite nationwide. There are many reasons for this - even some are not very typical. The quality of the service - waitresses, managers and bartenders…

My second night in South Florida, I decided to link up with Papi Chulo at Tootsies. I arrived at Tootsies around 10:45pm on a Friday night. Tootsies is always free…

When to this club on a Sunday afternoon. When I visited South Florida I always make some arragement to visit it. The club was empty with a lot…

This is my annual review as I'm always in South Beach in January. for vacation and business. I visited on 1/9/20, 1/18/20, and 1/19/20. On each occasion I came in around…

This review is from a weekday visit early in January around 2:00 in the afternoon. I hadn't been to Tootsies in a long time, so I figured I'd check it out…

Went back to tootsie's at midnight mainly because I was bored on my vacation in Miami. The ticket guy said I should get the upper floor access because 'everybody is up there,…

Heard about the place from people and wanted to check it out, so went over on a Thursday night after 9. The door guy was helpful, and made a great first…

One of the first strip club I have ever been to. Still have some good memories but it is nothing compared to Follies and TJ HKon value. It's a good place to go…

Returning on a couple Friday afternoons ago from a meeting in Miami, I decided to visit the legend before flying home. Tootsie’s sits on a major street, with a big sign…

My old favorite Miami strip club. I consider overall one of my favorite strip clubs when i'm visiting south florida/miami. Arrived via uber. Didn't have to wait in line as i saw…

My friends and I come down to Miami every year or two. We always make a trip to Tootsies when in the area. For those who haven’t been it’s an experience. It’s…

I was in town and decided to try Tootsies for my next strip club visit. The club was pretty dead at 9pm when I was there. Usually tootsies never lets…

I was in Miami for some vacation in March this past spring, and it happened to be during Spring Break for some universities, so Miami Beach was pretty much packed with college…

Stopped by here a several weeks ago on a Wednesday night. It had been about a year since I last visited Tootsies. I arrived around 10. Had the bouncer check my ID.…

Arrived here on a Saturday evening, lots of college football on and it seemed like lots of groups of guys who were there to watch the games. The area the club…

Guidelines specific, Clubber compliant review of a September 2019 afternoon visit to Tootsie's. "Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each. a)One paragraph should describe the club vibe. Mention…

Decided to swing by on an early Sat night to check out a few college football games. As usual for this time of the day, the place was pack with patrons.…

After having a forgettable time at Playmates the night before, my wife and I decided to hit Tootsies. As mentioned before, this place is pretty large for a strip club, and…

Went here while I was visiting for work. The club is awesome, although a bit on the pricey side. I went about a week ago so the names are a bit lost…

On my annual tour of the Miami clubs I went to, Tootsies was the club I visited the most. I went to Tootsies all 4 days I was in Miami. This review…

Visited Tootsies once again from a loooong hiatus. And the club is still full of Cubanitas because their used to be a mix of latin ladies. Only saw 1 slim…

First time at this club, in town for a bachelor party weekend. We hit up a bunch of clubs and this was the last one on our trip. It really…

Recently visited to this place on Friday evening at 8:00 PM, off the bat I would say the vibe is gone, when compared to few years back. There use to be over…

I had heard about Tootsies since it's the largest SC in FL, if not the entire US. I went there in the afternoon around 2:00 not knowing what to expect, except…

First time here and WOW! I arrived around 6:30pm. Admission was free, bar was half off till 7:30. It’s different... massive place, a lot of areas to sit in...the downstairs main stage area have very…

Made another trip to Tootsies after about a year. As always, there are a lot of dancers on the roll call. Mostly latinas and a lot of 6’s and on the thicker…

I was there the for the first time and the guys at the entrance, the service, the club and especially the girls are amazing. But I am still dissapointet. One girl offered…

went here on a Saturday night for a friend bachelor party. there was a line at the door around 11 pm which was moving pretty quickly. i believe it was 10 to…

Of all the strip club in all the states, this is the one everyone should visit at least once. I’ve come back here several times, even after visiting several others in south…

Visited Tootsies with my buddy on our last day in Miami. Definitely the biggest club I've been. We sat on the main floor and enjoyed the dancers generally showing their pussies for…

This review won't matter much to those visiting by themselves but I hope it's a good review for those that can go with a couple or friend. We started off the night…

Had a free night on a business trip, I was staying 15 miles away from Tootsie's, so I figured why not? I hadn't been to Tootsie's for about 4-5 years, since…