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What did the stripper say when her son turned 14 and started asking her about se

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when her…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9

How old were you when you got your first job ?

I'm the son of a West Texas wheat farmer and cattle rancher. So there was always work to be done. I started doing odd jobs around the farm at the ripe old age of…

Warrior15Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 51

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass" Then he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.…

rogertexElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 7

Cheers

Making your way in the world today Takes everything you got Taking a break from all your worries It sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You want…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 11

Offset labels Cardi B 'the best hustler' after strip club controversy

"Offset" is the name of Cardi B's husband--because it's the stupidest name ever? http://www.music-news.com/news/UK/120762/Offset-labels-Cardi-B-the-best-hustler-after-strip-club-controversy

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

Two friends went to a strip club

Two friends went to a strip club. When they got inside, they noticed two seats conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, they took the seats. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind…

rogertexElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 9

Funny strip club memory

I was out to dinner last night with friends. We started talking about funny strip club memories. Story 1: My friend told the story of a girl he was getting dances with at the old Platinum Plus Columbia. This was several…

TxVegasElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 8

Paying the price the next day

It's all one big party when one is out at night playing at the titty bar. The drinks are flowing easily and a nice light glow settles in. The breaded hot wings smell and taste great, with a…

rickduganElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 28

Military Humor

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said…

doctorevilElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 25

Medical question

We all know that TUSCL is the place to go for legal advice. I thought I'd ask a medical question, for a friend, to see if the responses are just as reliable. What does it mean if your cum has a…

flagoonerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 25

Rick dugan

Am i the only one that thinks he is a coward bastard inbred cocksucker

Countryman5434Contributor7 yrs ago 2

The world would be a better place if we all had sex at least once a day.

I think about many different things throughout the day, but at least 50% of the time it’s sex. Is this normal? Also, as a dancer are you horny a lot of the time? If I was in something sexy (or…

LolitaLove7897 yrs ago 2 32

Dancers Suing Their Club

I go this club frequently and I’ve heard plenty of dancers complain about how managers treat them including managers trying to force the girls to fuck them. Guess a few had enough. This is the second time dancers have brought…

jsully63Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 11

Vacation with a Bargirl

My CF Bargirl suggested we take a mini (2 days) vacation to one of the resort cities in Baja. I like the idea but since this would be my first time spending extended time with a women in 5 years, I'm…

CristobalVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 114

Going VIP again

And she’s bringing bubbles, she doesn’t mean champagne, actual bubbles for the shower I haven’t been vip in over a year, it surprises me she never brought it up again unless strippers only ask once and after you do it, they…

Maskath7 yrs ago 2 21

OT: Hopefully these smart guys can figure something out

Warren Buffett says US health care must be revamped or it will be left to the government -- which will probably make it worse Complacency will make fixing the nation's health-care system a daunting task, according to Warren Buffett, whose Berkshire…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 38

“Nobody should capitalize on human illness and misfortune” “Health Insurance has

And now has seen its criminal activity become required fare.” Sorry; Title could not said all. “There was a time in America that a doctor would work for just the promise of a good roasting hen, and perhaps the esteem and peace…

CJKent (Banned)Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

Opening Day

This should be a National Holiday

flagoonerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 19

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skalmar27 yrs ago 3 5

Anyone watching UCF v Duke

Game is turning into a great one UCF leads by 4 with 2 minutes left

twentyfiveVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 16

San jose guys thoughts

@sjg what are your thoughts on sex tourism?

Countryman5434Contributor7 yrs ago 1 3

SB relationship gone bad

This has sugar baby relationship gone bad written all over it. This should prove interesting in the next few months. https://nypost.com/2019/03/29/playboy-maxim-model-arrested-in-death-of-doctor-found-in-cars-trunk/

lotsoffun201Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 2

Leave your cell phone in your car.

AUSTIN, Texas — A man was arrested early Thursday morning for threatening to ram his truck into a strip club after leaving his phone in it when they closed, according to court documents. The arrest warrant states that police were called…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 10

How often have you had a stripper act like she was trying to get you to eat her

I’m sure she’s playing but she did this the last two times I saw her on podium, despite they’re being managers and security around, the first time I think she did a champagne show ( it’s how it sounds) she…

Maskath7 yrs ago 73 19

OT: The EU Wants Cars To Have Speed Limiters and More by 2022

It seems that politicians believe driver training or road maintenance won't improve anytime soon, so instead they want to limit your car's engine power to make sure you don't break the speed limit while robots determine whether you're fit to…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7
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