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Sometimes the Sexiest Women Are the Ones You CAN’T See

Women around the world work hard to get our attention. They shave their legs, their pits and (some of them) their koochies. They spend lots of time and money on their hair and their makeup. Women put themselves on display…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 7

Three Year Old Review

I just rejected a review that started out like this: “was on weekend visit in Chattanooga back in summer 2016 when i stopped here” WTF? A review from a visit three years ago? At least he was honest. If he…

doctorevilElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 18

founder. hk club comments.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Comments (club wall) seem to be limited to 100 available to see on my device. the older comments drop off as a new comment is posted. my very first comments are not visible.

JascoiVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

Not a Floriduh story!

A Rising City man tried to pay for an hourlong private dance at a Lincoln strip club with counterfeit $100 bills last week, a police spokeswoman said. An employee at The Foxy Gentleman's Club, 1823 O St., called police just before…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

Threesomes are great for all involved!

At my age, I think having a threesome is the best of all worlds. If I fall asleep, at least the girls will have someone to talk too.

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 1 14

This is Badass

She looks young but if she is old enough she should be a stripper Wheely impressive https://imgur.com/gallery/dY77jNR

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 2 11

“I thought I danced for you before!”

Lol. I recently went back to one of my favorite SCs on a Monday night after a month had passed since being there previously. Lol. Last time I was there, I got an excellent grind with some great extra attention.…

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 1 9

Stumbled on this purely by accident

I don't normally pay much attention to poll work but damn Fast forward to 2:25 https://youtu.be/KcHAXXozU64

elmer7 yrs ago 5 8

Heading on my KS run this month.

Any of the dancers here going to be in KS this coming month? I’ve got money to play. My last visit to Salina was very fun. Wanting to have even more fun.

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 1 15

Greatest April Fools Day hoax EVER

Today I am recalling the greatest April Fools stunt ever -- Sidd Finch, Mets pitcher who could throw 168 mph as featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated in 1985. Here is a wiki link, for those too young…

pensionkingVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 18

Satisfaction?

No, not The Rolling Stones song, but the new review criteria that replaced dancers. I don't care for it and preferred the old dancers rating. I don't mind an additional rating called satisfaction even though it's not that…

theDirkDigglerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 4

AXE BODY SPRAY

Now *this* is the most junior high thread on TUSCL. No other thread can surpass it.

nicespiceContributor7 yrs ago 15

My Doppelgänger is Having More Fun Than I Am!

I had a very odd conversation with a stripper recently. I had just entered the club and taken a seat as she was getting off the stage. She seemed to be in a hurry to join me. Ordinarily I…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 9

When i cum at a club I'm not supposed 2

I usually tip well like double the fee as a thank you for risking your job for my pleasure

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

Any leads on Shalynne ??

I got no damn clue ??? I hypothesis that his wife busted his ass doing a stripper and it was no dice

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

Strip Clubbing On My 30th Birthday Saturday

I am dreading turning 30 on Saturday so I’m going to have to drink a ton and get a ton of dances this weekend. Only question is what strip club to visit, but even though I have been strip clubbing…

UKfanContributor7 yrs ago 2 5

Not sure how to read this

I went to a club tonight and meet a new girl I have never got any dances from before. I got 2 dances and she tells me she wants my number and we should go out to dinner or something.…

Member6532Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 28

Yup she’s mad

Alright I’m not trying to bring my drama to TUSCL but I think it can raise some interesting talking points. My CF that I talked about in a previous topic blocked me on Instagram. (Not the end of the world…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 40

Cardi B, Lili Reinhart, And More Will Star In A Movie About Con-Artist Strippers

"Hustlers" is based on a true story " about a group of savvy New York City women who came together and used their sex appeal to steal from men. Jessica Pressler, the writer of the article, wrote that a former…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 9

So glad I signed up for the TUSCL newsletter.

After 6 years on this site, I was shocked to see a TUSCL newsletter in my e-mail inbox for the first time. I think it is a brilliant idea to have regularly contributing members pen the various columns. What was…

datinmanVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 16

Uncle Joe Biden - The Sniff Test

Joe Biden has been criticized for standing behind a woman, leaning forward and smelling her hair. It is said that Biden “violated the woman’s personal space.” Good God Almighty! Next thing you know it will be considered “inappropriate” to politely sniff a…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 8

Wow - Auburn beats UK in OT

After having lost to UK by 27 in the regular season - good game

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 21

Today is lirpa sloof ‘s Birthday

Title is the message

twentyfiveVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the best blowjobs?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

Wells Fart-N-Go

How long do you think it will be until we end up having a total cashless socoety. The reason I ask is a good friend of mine is ex military and pays a lot of attention to that kind of thing.…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 15
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