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Anyone have experience/recommendations for "toys" to take to a strip club. I had a dancer offer to bring in her bullet vibrator for our next private dance. Another suggested a vibrating butt plug (for her use).

I recently read an article that said that Italian food was the favorite. Especially in Europe. For me and I think most of the U.S. it is Mexican. I go past a restaurant frequently that claims to be West African…

I am making a suggestion for tuscl... We should throw a good old fashioned hoe down on the ranch for everyone enjoy! There will be a match between Dugan and Country. Muddy can fight the winner. I will be the referee…

I think I will retire and move to Florida and get a part time job on a charter fishing boat as a baiter. I understand that after 5 years you can become a Master-Baiter.

I plan on being in Atlanta for about a week and while I'm there I'll be visiting some of the SC's. How much mileage can you typically get/ask for without it being an issue? Also if I want to do…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when the…

when you see the sexy outfit your cf just bought and posted on social media or txt'd to you, and then 20 minutes later she tells you that her cell phone is going to be turned off tomorrow because she…

9 out of 10 strippers prefer $2 bills over the $1. Crazy right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICY4HV80FFY&feature=youtu.be

Hey all, Next month I’ll be in LA for work and present for a few weeks through out the city. I might as well get some time in at the clubs but I’m a little perplexed how exactly I should go…

Why are so many reviews naming dancers name and what they did. That could get them into trouble with the club. Should we stop naming dancers?

Where’s the best place to go in Minnesota?

Accents seem to develop naturally and involuntarily because people who grow up in a geographic area tend to speak like the population where their speech develops. The later in life one moves from that area, the less likely they…

I'm heading to So. AZ in a few months and was thinking about heading to Nogales. Is it safe and are the strip clubs also brothels?

I got beef with you. You want to take shots at my shitty Baby Dolls review. No problem, too easy. Meet me by the high school bleachers at 6 (right after I’m done fucking the cheerleader and remincing about my…

First I received this in my message box: ************************************************************************ I want to punch you in the face. I hate your fuckin guts 52 Minutes Ago The difference between me and you punk is i can back it up. You got a problem boy say…

I’m in Orlando until Friday. Danced lastnight and I couldn’t understand this damn no touching rules! Like why even have us giving lap dances if guys can’t even slap my ass (pulls hair) lol. Anyways, what are some good clubs…

Earlier this morning I submitted 2 reviews. The first one was for St James. It regurgitated facts but offered no assessment of my experience other than cookie cutter facts. It must have been well received as it…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How can you get a 3-way with…

I've noticed this at one of my clubs where a girl I've seen before is wearing the same outfit that she was wearing when I first saw her.

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Do you ever notice this when getting a dance with a stripper? I've seen it with girls that don't seem to manifest deep emotional issues initially, but it's clear as day (or dim lighting), the scars that is, while…

My potential employer (Dentist, Male, looked to be between his late 40’s to early 50’s) He asked some typical questions like “Are you from Texas?” “What city do you live in?”...then he asked me what high school I went to,…

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Apparently he’s the guy who is behind the txtittyfag account :o

Looks like the prosecuetor and law enforcement remembered who pays thier salary. Id be interested to know if business is back to normal at AMPs http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26308508/plea-deal-offers-drop-charges-kraft