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It hides like a scared little turtle Thats my excuse and ai am sticking to it

This looks kinda hot. Others may disagree https://www.axs.com/star-wars-burlesque-parody-show-the-empire-strips-back-announces-2019--136180

Alright I’m not trying to bring my drama to TUSCL but I think it can raise some interesting talking points. My CF that I talked about in a previous topic blocked me on Instagram. (Not the end of the world…

Lady friend gave me a very expensive had rolled cigar for a present. I bought her 4 or 5 drinks and dinner. I think she came out on the better side of the deal. I will enjoy my cigar tonight.…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is the space between a stripper’s breasts…

“There are easy answers to things but no one thinks of them. We don’t have to build walls we do have too make laws I said we turn illegal immigration into a reality show where we vote people in and vote people…

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The Chinese economic model, developed in the 1980s, and implemented beginning in the 1990s, is simple and flawed. China decided it would use its huge, cheap workforce to become the manufacturer to the rest of the world. That simple strategy…

I need to stop dreaming about and googling how to get top grades in law school and focus on getting in first hahahahajajaajajjajhaha Omg in the shower I was thinking how the fuck am I gonna get top grades while…

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Anyone know of a good spots in Punta Cana to find a female companion? What are the good strip clubs in the area? How about getting a personal driver out there to take you place? I have heard a lot…

Now *this* is the most junior high thread on TUSCL. No other thread can surpass it.

There's a well known "out of this world" club in Tampa that happens to have a webcam pointing at their main stage and one in their dressing room. If you're not familiar with this, you can log in to…

Police and thieves in the streets (oh yeah) Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition Police and thieves in the street (oh yeah) Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition From genesis to revelation, yeah The next generation will be hear me All the…

Because there's a clock on the stove....

DISCLAIMER:I AM NOT SERIOUS. -ideal candidate : -top 10% law school grad or won awards in law school for trial advocacy - has political ambitions -very, very sweet :) -good manners -must be socially intelligent -has to be passionate about being a friendly , fun…

Let's have some hypothetical situations. Some of these are much easier choices imo than others but I want to see if there are any outliers. If given a choice between these options which would you choose? 1. A. All the sex you've…

Go early? When they’re freshly showered and before they’ve had a round or three of cocks? Go later? After they’re buzzed and lubed up by other people’s alcohol money and they’re primed to go? Thoughts?

Headed to Mexico next week end and I can’t decide if I want Trump to close the border after I get there or not. Grin. I really doubt that could happen but it does add a dynamic that hasn’t been…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Comments (club wall) seem to be limited to 100 available to see on my device. the older comments drop off as a new comment is posted. my very first comments are not visible.

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass" Then he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.…

Two friends went to a strip club. When they got inside, they noticed two seats conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, they took the seats. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind…

I was out to dinner last night with friends. We started talking about funny strip club memories. Story 1: My friend told the story of a girl he was getting dances with at the old Platinum Plus Columbia. This was several…

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What do you think? Should strip clubs ban Cardi B songs? https://www.wkrn.com/news/deja-vu-says-it-will-no-longer-feature-cardi-b-songs-in-wake-of-scandal/1885838701