For Those In The Cheap Seats

I was asking a potential PD candidate seated on my lap what areas of her hot body I could violate. While the club's loud music localized the beginning of her answer ("everything but my...), an abrupt song ending allowed a good portion of the club to hear her anatomical limits. Gallantly covering for the dead silence and her embarrassment I faced the bulk of the crowd and announced, "For those in the cheap seats that was 'PUSSY LIPS AND ASS CRACK'." We made our way to the PD area amidst encouraging applause and laughter, her beet-red cheeks buried in my chest. Happy hunting, DG