Good thing she is not a stripper cause I'd be broke

I didn't even know who Salma Hayek was until a second ago. Might have something to do with her being slightly older than me. I will agree Jessica Alba looks pretty good to me especially when she has blonde hair. I think blondes may look better to me because all my sisters are brunette. Seems a bit strange to me, the same girl just looks better to me with a different hair color.

Marlene Dietrich. Anyone who has EVER been to a gentleman's club of ANY sort must must must watch "Der Blaue Engel" ("The Blue Angel"). Amazing ...

Halle Berry in Monsters Ball and Catwoman. The nude scene in Monsters Ball with Billy Bob Thornton is worth the Oscar she won.

I'd be broke and then I'd commit armed robbery to have her:

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There is a site called MrSkin.com that catalogs all the nude movie scenes of actresses. If you join you get clips, but you don't need to join to get the names of the movies and the level of nudity.

Salma has many. A new movie called "Ask the Dust" has her naked on many occasions. The scene clubber is probably thinking about is in "Desperado" w/ Antonio Banderas.

Yes, Jessica Alba. Definitely.

I couldn't find it on a website, but did read about it. It is suppose to be a fake, but if I blow the picture up, I can not see where it was faked. Of course, that doesn't mean it isn't fake.

Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba.. annnnnd oh.. Jessica Alba..

Maybe Mariah Carey too, if I'm in a sluttier mood.

Clubber, at the risk of developing carpal tunnel syndrome, I ask that you advise the source/location of Salma's tit shot.

Salma! I assume everyone has seen her tit shot!

In case someone didn't pick up on my line of thinking, I was thinking about how someone could live in Columbia and not go broke.

If I lived in Columbia, I think I'd be dating a hot massage therapist that seemed interested in me. :)
I've noticed when you sleep with a girl on a regular basis, you don't seem as interested in buying too many lap dances when you go to visit strip clubs. Of course some girls still may manage to pursuade you. I still like looking at the eye candy regardless of what else is going on.

Lol, I remember one time in a club where I used to be a regular and used to buy table dances without thinking about it too much, I sat at the bar for about 2 or 3 hours saying no to all the dancers. Finally one dancer came over and said they were discussing some rumor about a girlfriend of mine. That was funny. I just wanted to see a sports game on the tv or something else which I forgot.

Can't forget Phoebe Cates in 'Fast Times'.

DG

Uma Thurman 10 years ago. Nowadays, I appreciate her for her acting. A little more recently, Denise Richards and Jaime Pressley, mostly because their pouty looks both reminded me of my ATF. They're way over the hill now.

Alicia Silverstone.
Eva Longoria.
All the witches in 'The Craft'.
Most of the TV Guide channel chicks.

DG

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a few good years left in her.
Selma Hayek, Terry Hatcher, and Posh Spice about ten years ago.
Half a dozen young daytime soap hotties.
Both daughters on '8 Simple Rules'.
Lily from 'Grounded For Life' if she lost 30 lbs.
Kelly Bundy back in the day.
Couple of our local news anchorwomen.
Avril Lavigne.
Kim Possible.

This could take awhile...

Oh. That tennis hottie. Anna Kournikova.

DG

I'll second Salma Hayek and add Brittany Murphy. For some reason she (Murphy) seems messed up enough to be a great stripper.

My two favorites: Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt (they have so much in common--I guess the fact that they are both on my list shows that tits are a high priority for me, since I think big boobs are the only common factor between them.).

chitownlawyer,

I don't have a URL for the picture. I do have it on my computer. I'll see if I can locate it on a website again.