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Hey guys. I hope you are having a good holiday season. As the sun sets on 2006, I can't help but be wistful about what's happened to be me, stripper-wise, this year. It's not all good.…

OK, you visited a club for the first time. The dancers were attentive, you tipped aggressively at the stage and were rewarded with very good lappers in the VIP or whatever they call their private dance area. You begin to…

I have visited clubs rated on this board that have been given Top 40 ratings and some that have landed in the Bottom 40. I will agree that the worst clubs have been true to form and deserve such marks…

In STONE PARK, IL, a small suburb, just south of Chicago's O'Hare Airport and coincidentally home to at least 3 strip clubs; the cops have set up a sting operation at a local self-serve car wash to entrap, arrest and…

Topic says it all. Why don't we wish each other a Happy New Year and wish that all our strip club dreams come true in the new year!!!

Do you ASK strippers if they WANT to KISS you on the mouth? Do you ASK strippers out on DATES?

There may be strippers who REFUSE to give out their PHONE NUMBER to customers who CARE about them. Strippers who ONLY want MONEY and LIE about the reasons they REFUSE to spend time together OUTSIDE THE CLUB…

Over at friends' house for Christmas, I was presented by their darling daughters, ages 10 and 8, a nice little cookie-tin full of goodies. The tin featured quite prominently the word "SNOW" in big block letters amid Christmas scenes. I…

So I'm in a multi-couch LD room and an elderly dude in there starts scamming his hottie for a senior citizen discount. Obviously ready for this one, she responded with, "Senior citizen discount?! I should be charging you double old man!". My…

Hypothetically speaking, the stoned fantasy can be so intense that I'd never enter another club without a good buzz on. And my Hot Personal Supermodel is a dead-ringer for Rachael McAdams in Mean Girls. Lotta stripper-worthy babes in that flick. Lacey Chabert. *yum* Just…

I am planning a trip to Vegas for AVN. What clubs offer the best mileage and why? I will do a VIP if I think it is worth it. Any Vegas lizards out there?

question: I am going to Houston in January and was thinking of visiting Treasures. Are the VIP room worth the money and how much money should I bring to have a good time?

I was wondering if there are ever any requests for people to visit certain clubs. I go to clubs on occassion and try to post a decent review about them. But, I have noticed that there are so many clubs…

Rambling Preface (skip to Topic Question, to prevent boardom, if you are so inclined): It's funny how so many of these topics intertwine together. It's also funny how one response could serve as a posting to several different topics…

Do you treat a stripper as a real person or as a sex object? Which do you prefer that she present herself as? Are you always sure about the difference?

This seems like a good time of the year to post these questions.. Do any of you give Christmas/birthday gifts to your favorite girls? If so, do you tend to buy them small (cheaper) gifts, or do you splurge…

I'm all for asking questions to get opinions and feedback, but arbitrary questions that don't seem to have a real purpose? It screams "I'm writing a book" or "I'm putting my thesis together" doesn't it? Even a teenager wouldn't ask…

Usually toward my knee, but sometimes I'll arrange for him to point north, toward my belt. That direction makes it easy for a dancer to produce a happy ending, if she's positioned just right. But I like down…

Do you ASK a stripper if she will MAKE YOU CUM before spending MONEY on a lap dance from her? How much MONEY do you pay for a lap dance? Is it FIVE DOLLARS?

How often do you enjoy DEEP FRENCH KISSING with strippers? Do you PAY for this pleasure?

Do you invite strippers to your HOME during the holidays WITHOUT SPENDING MONEY? Do you have a TRUE FRIENDSHIP with strippers or are they only after your MONEY?

When is it a bad idea to let a stripper know you'd like to fuck her? Can you have a good time with her if you feel you have to hide your desire?

Just did a search for PP in Memphis & it came back as "Sorry, no club found." Did the raid do away with the club completely? Bones?

What is a hustler? If a dancer is called a hustler, is it necessarily a bad thing? My two favorite dancers at my two favorite clubs have been called the biggest hustlers in their respective clubs by both…

If a stripper REFUSES to spend time with you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE, is she worth your time?