Favorite quotes
T-BoneOntario
I've heard lots of great quotes from some fine strippers ITC over the years. Some hot, some hilarious. It's hard to choose a favorite, but this one from last week ranks pretty high....
"Baby I get off at 2am...how about I buy you breakfast ;)"
What's your fav. stripper quote from ITC?
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last comment"That's OK, I like being touched."
"It's just my finger, really...."
Visited a club one afternoon and got a great dance and a BBBJ from a hot blonde with big boobs. went back in the next day and the same dancer came over and asked me "The Usual"? BBBJ's two days in a row. not a bad week.
One more from Montreal:
Me: "That was a great lapdance, can I have another?"
Stripper: "No....but, I'll suck your dick"
Higher! Higher! (I was rubbing her thigh. Yes I had just repeated the old joke.)
Dancer "wanna dance?"
Guy "I was just going to the rest room."
Dancer joking "well, can I tag along and hold it for you?"
Two dancers sitting at your table talking about something, you zone out from their conversation until you suddenly hear one dancer say "I better knock on wood." She didn't knock on the table.
"Is that your money clip or are you just happy to see me?"
"why are you playing all by yourself?"
From my ATF: "I'm working here because I lost a bet, unlike the other girls who are working her because they dropped out of high school, got knocked up, had their boyfriend desert them and now have screaming babies to feed."
"I saw your cute ass when you came in and I want to suck..your wallet."
"Can you give me a ride home?"
"Can I rub your balls?"