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Favorite quotes

T-Bone
Ontario
Sunday, July 31, 2005 5:09 AM
I've heard lots of great quotes from some fine strippers ITC over the years. Some hot, some hilarious. It's hard to choose a favorite, but this one from last week ranks pretty high.... "Baby I get off at 2am...how about I buy you breakfast ;)" What's your fav. stripper quote from ITC?

12 comments

  • FONDL
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    19 years ago
    "That's OK, I like being touched."
  • wanderer40
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    19 years ago
    "It's just my finger, really...."
  • ShotDisc
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    19 years ago
    Visited a club one afternoon and got a great dance and a BBBJ from a hot blonde with big boobs. went back in the next day and the same dancer came over and asked me "The Usual"? BBBJ's two days in a row. not a bad week.
  • T-Bone
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    19 years ago
    One more from Montreal: Me: "That was a great lapdance, can I have another?" Stripper: "No....but, I'll suck your dick"
  • AbbieNormal
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    19 years ago
    Higher! Higher! (I was rubbing her thigh. Yes I had just repeated the old joke.)
  • casualguy
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    19 years ago
    Dancer "wanna dance?" Guy "I was just going to the rest room." Dancer joking "well, can I tag along and hold it for you?" Two dancers sitting at your table talking about something, you zone out from their conversation until you suddenly hear one dancer say "I better knock on wood." She didn't knock on the table.
  • driver01
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    19 years ago
    "Is that your money clip or are you just happy to see me?"
  • chitownlawyer
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    19 years ago
    "why are you playing all by yourself?"
  • davids
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    19 years ago
    From my ATF: "I'm working here because I lost a bet, unlike the other girls who are working her because they dropped out of high school, got knocked up, had their boyfriend desert them and now have screaming babies to feed."
  • SuperDude
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    19 years ago
    "I saw your cute ass when you came in and I want to suck..your wallet."
  • reavetj
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    19 years ago
    "Can you give me a ride home?"
  • elrod
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    19 years ago
    "Can I rub your balls?"
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