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Some guys prefer to go to strip clubs alone. I think that they want privacy with their favorite dancer. Or hope to meet one without competition. I guess that I am so secure at my favorite club that I welcome the…

On my last trip to my favorite club I saw a dancer that I have known for years that always had very short blond hair. On this visit she had shoulder length hair. She could not have grown that since…

A little background... Earlier this year, David9999 posted incessantly, to the point of tedium, on how the downturn in the economy could possibly affect customer's spending habits and lead to a reduction in dancer's income. Just one example - his thread…

Just go to tinyurl.com and then paste your long link here and paste the shorter link back here. A link that is too long apparently creates an extra wide post with a lot of annoying screen scrolling that makes…

SANTA FE, N.M. — A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity. The man appealed after a state district judge in…

the very first TUSCL conference. I would pick up the tab for all of us to get together in one of the best SC cities in the nation. Say, maybe, Anchorage, AK or Helena MT. Man, that…

From today's St. Louis (Mo.) Post-Dispatch. (I'm assuming the stripper had her own credit card processing company so she could take credit cards for OTC...but maybe this is not a correct conclusion.) **************************************** Feds claim government worker and exotic dancer bilked Defense Department By…

Some of this about more than screwing. Ok if you believe (in the case of strippers) they're ALL whores or sluts or working the same deal or scam on multiple customers or whatever, fine forget it, probably the majority…

Generally I try avoiding thinking about tattoos and usually do pretty well. If you had a choice though, would you prefer strippers didn't have so many tattoos especially the common ones in their lower back area? I don't believe the…

I am curious as to what kind of firearms are owned by TUSCL members. At the moment I own a .22 Marlin Rifle, a Remington 870 12ga. and a Springfield XD Tactical in .45 with tritium night sights. *** Those sad individuals…

I lot of newbies are not familiar with the jargon. In fact I would like to see it expanded. Then us old guys would not have to explain that when a dancer takes your dick in her mouth, it is…

I was thinking about how common it is for strippers to have "loser boyfriends" and generally I would think of these loser boyfriends as alpha male types: abusive, aggressive, angry, addicted, amoral . . . When thinking of…

"For alpha males, the best reproductive strategy is to fuck as females with as high a reproductive value as possible. For beta males a pair bonding approach with the highest value female he can manage is a better strategy given he…

I was driving in my car the other day and had the windows down, it was a beautiful day, and I caught myself singing along to a song on the radio. I really never do this, but the song…

What is the strangest interaction that you have witnessed between a dancer on stage and a customer at the rail? This does not include stage routines that the dancer may do that has an audience participation part. For…

I received an interesting message from my good pal Founder recently. Knowing I'm sort of a connoisseur of amateurish, unintentionally funny reviews, he often shares with me some of the bad stuff that gets rejected. A couple of recent submissions…

I was having breakfast at the Waffle House in Columbia SC. A week ago Tuesday. Suddenly I was being hugged and kissed from behind. It was A-----. She was one of my top high mileage dancers. WTF. BJ's and full…

What's a good club for high contact (no extras) between Boston and NY/NJ, for a Saturday afternoon?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080626/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_guns Surprise, surprise. I guess the U.S. Supreme Court, actually 5 of the justices can read as well as clubber. :)

I know you see these initials and it usually applies from dancer to dancer. Yesterday I learned it can apply to the same dancer! I've gotten dances from a dancer who didn't hesitate to go up the shorts leg &…

If you were a stripper what kind would you be? I would be the type that gave great stage shows because I liked to be well prepared. I would also give great lapdances…

Without this 10% group, which is only a personal opinion, I don't think I would ever enjoy strip clubs, and certainly not ATF types Using a wild guess I would say (if not more) probably about 10% of strippers are relatively…

It is for me. I've got some bigger bills to pay and need to cut back. I plan on either not visiting a club at all or just saying no to almost all lap dances even if they're…

I've averaged 2 or 3 times per week or lets say 2.5 or about 10 per month then it puts it at about 120 visits in this past year, usually with an average stay of approx 2 hours. That makes…

I actually try to read every post, because I think everyone can gain something from another person's story, outlook, or opinion. However I have now been forced to use the ignore function for the first time. If any rational person wants…