19 years ago

Your porn name is...

Just a fun diversion. Although I'd be tempted to stick with Abbie Normal it seems very few people remember Abbie was a male name at one time, so I'll have to go with Woody Long. A friend came up with Chad the Impaler, which I have to admit is great, but Chad sounds like he should be in the "alternative lifestyles" section. What's your best porn name?

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nj_pete

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19 years ago

Buck Naked, oh wait that was used in Seinfeld.

Clubber

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19 years ago

FYI - One can visit mypornname.com and get the code to create a porn name generator for myspace.

Book Guy

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19 years ago

Orleans Downing ... :)

shadowcat

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19 years ago

Well since customers are known as John's and since that is my real name, I guess that I would have to say that my porn name is also John...

ClevelandTom

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19 years ago

Myles Long

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