Happy Steak & Blowjob day
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
www.steakandbjday.com
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
www.steakandbjday.com
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And has anyone noticed that the official Steak-&-BJ celebration falls a mere day before the official Stick-someone-in-the-back-for-what-you-did-yesterday celebration, the Ides of March. Humm ...
Wake up at 7 am.....Blowjob
9 am Filet Mignon and eggs
10 am Blowjob
12 noon.....Golf with buddies
5 pm.....Beer in the clubhouse
7 pm....dinner
8 pm....Stripclub visit
12 midnight....home and a blowjob
1 am...off to sleep