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Q: Why is Charlie Sheen better than the Underwear Bomber? A: They both fly to Detroit, but Charlie actually succeeds in bombing. For a review of Charlie's performance: http://www.freep.com/article/20110402/ENT05/304020002/Charlie-Sheen-s-Detroit-show-gets-jeers-few-cheers-Fox-Theatre

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I went to my first club recently where "extras" were offered. I talked to a friend about it and told him what I payed, and he thought I got a heck of a deal since the stipper was so…

I know there are some clubs in the Detroit area where apparently extra "mileage" is available for the price, sometimes reasonable. But I'm not sure about Indiana or Illinois. I've heard that most of the clubs around Chicago are very nice, but…

I'm in Detroit for the time being and when I saw that one of my ATF clubs had been hit by the gun-toting thugs that hit Tycoons also, I felt the need to go talk to my friends at Players…

Personally, I find it a turn-off when a girl is too tall. I define "too tall" as being taller than me, even if she IS wearing 6" heels. I really like shorter girls, in fact one of my…

I'm getting reports of a "mini crime wave" at Hip Hugger this week. Wednesday night (actually Thursday morning) around closing, there was a bit of a fracas in the parking lot with the police arriving and making a drug…

There is a bond that some children have with their parents that can never be stripped away. Cai Ruigong, a Taiwanese man, proved that recently when he hired an adult dancer to perform at his father's funeral. Ruigong's father, Cai Jinlai, was…

I get it, I get it! Most, if not all, cell phones have cameras and clubs are full of idiots and jerks who are incapable of resisting the urge to sneak SNATCHshots of their ATF onstage or in VIP who…

There are two strip clubs in Ohio that used to have free lunch buffets on Friday. Now the Harem charges one cent and Columbus gold charges $0.25. Why bother charging such a small amount instead of just…

​A man in eastern Missouri has turned his appreciation for women's underpants into a quilt to keep warm all through the night. Louis Garrett, of Louisiana, Missouri, told the Hannibal Courier-Post about his bizarre hobby, explaining that he only started…

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. -- A California man is charged with demanding a rubdown and $200 while pretending to be a massage parlor inspector. Orange County prosecutors charged Edward Justin LaPorte with felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of impersonating a peace officer…

Omaha, NE - When the stripper he'd hired to dance for him showed up with a bouncer, the 26-year-old became angry. According to police reports, Bradley Janisch ordered the dancer and her bouncer to leave, then followed them and took…

I know that vincemicheals knows my faves, "C" and "G". I found out today they were both pregnant and they say from me. Not sure what to do, but I have thought about skipping town. Being pro-life, I can have…

1 in 100 Men May Be Allergic to Their Own Semen Published April 01, 2011 | FoxNews.com Imagine becoming physically ill every time you have an orgasm. You'd never want to have sex. Some medical researchers believe 1 in 100 men may…

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I just found out that the drinks in many strip clubs contain dihydrogen monoxide. You should not buy any drinks until you are sure that this chemical is not present. Thousands of people die from dihydrogen monoxide…

I do not understand why so many strippers LOVE tattoos. I'm not repulsed by tats, but I'd much prefer a woman with none. When women get tattoos on their tummies, it turns me off. One dancer I've seen had some…

Many years ago one in Memphis led me to the Platinum Plus. Times are a changing. New Law Limits Signs for Adult Entertainment Updated: Friday, 01 Apr 2011, 8:40 AM EDT Published : Friday, 01 Apr 2011, 8:40 AM EDT myFOXDetroit.com Staff LANSING, Mich. -…

The NCAA Final Four and the PGA Championship are in Houston this weekend. The PGA started up on Thursday, and three of the final four teams arrived on Wednesday. I imagine that some out of city or out of state…

Adult actress Sasha Grey—who took her stage name from Oscar Wilde's “The Portrait of Dorian Gray”—has been described as “the thinking man's porn star.” So to satisfy her cerebral fans, the multiple AVN award-winner…

Two Chicago police officers were relieved of their duties pending an investigation over allegations that they sexually assaulted a woman after a game of strip poker. According to a police report, the cops first noticed a 22-year-old woman on a sidewalk…

The good ole US of A is in dire straits. Not a bushel full of President Obamas or a harem full of Sarah Palins can get us out of this mess, only we can. The problem is we have become…

I was thinking about the qualities I look for in an ATF. These are the top 10 qualities I feel she should have. 1. Sense of humor 2. Intelligence 3. Sincere 4. Kind 5. Honest 6. Thrifty 7.…

must be a magician ... because she made Lil Wayne's entire head disappear last night ... when she sat him down for a badonka-licious lap dance during their concert in New York. Moments before Nicki grinded on Weezy for all…