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No touch, or worse no lapdance, clubs. How do they even stay in business?

Seriously. I can understand how they would get some customers in just because of the naked girls, but a young college dude who just wants to see his first tits and pussy probably doesn't have a ton of money anyway.…

StripReviewer13 yrs ago 3 27

Serious Question - Mile High Club

Have any of you guys done this on a commercial flight? Sweetie and I are waiting in the departure lounge at Pearson for our overnight flight to Paris for our vacation in Corsica and Liguria. The executive departure lounge is pretty…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 20

Dipshit Hall of Fame

Also known as the,"I'm to Serious for my Shirt Club". And the nominees are: 1)Alucard 2)Jerikson40 Please vote for your favorite Dipshit.All votes will be tallied at 6:00 pm EST. Thank you.

tumblingdiceContributor13 yrs ago 6 38

May 17, 2013

Have you supported your local striper today ?

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 11

Sleep

I believe... I had a lucid dream and present...was this being with a face... I vaguely remembered The energy spoke to me its words its tone ....familiar Heat stirred in me as my soul ignited like embers Searing my memory like spontaneous flames…

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4

If a pregnant stripper's water breaks

on you during a lap dance, do you count that as squirting?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 8

Would you do a 7 months pregnant stripper?

From a recent review: "As I sat there & watch one of the dancers on stage I notice another dancer coming out of VIP. I needed to take a double look & make sure i didn't have 1 too many. Well…

shadowcatElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 17

pregnant strippers

What if her water broke while you were daty? What is that called? Lol

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 8

A question

If someone that you find attractive asks you to come to their room and be their personal sex slave, would you think that they were serious? And would you do it?

duomaxwell13 yrs ago 3 39

Is Toronto really this expensive or is this just Farmerart?

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=179875

shadowcatElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 21

Stripper Name (redux)

Back in olden times Vikings would adopt names that heralded their accomplishments or personified some character trait that was note worthy. Erik the Brave Leif the Dragon Slayer Native American Indians had the tendency to give names based on personal attributes or…

MojoDojoContributor13 yrs ago 5 28

How to get free admission to a strip club.

He walked into a strip club, waved an invalid police badge and they waived the cover charge for him and a friend. Police say Darren Philip Walker, 24, came into Bare Assets on West New Haven Avenue in Melbourne with an…

shadowcatElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 4

What cities is best for clubs with "extras"?

I know extras can be found in almost any club, but in some cities the "extras" are more common than in my home area. I don't want or need to know specific clubs, but what are the cities for "extras" in…

Makwa13 yrs ago 11 37

Miami question

I'm heading down to Miami in three weeks for a work trip and am looking for some advice. I've read the reviews of the clubs in the area to see each place's pros and cons, but I am looking for…

stripclublarryElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 14

$10 Lappers

Were is the best 2way $10 lappers ?

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 16

ATM redux

We had a nice discussion about ATM recently. I have to admit I disagree with tumblingdude's comment about cuts with cleaning one's member in between. Good ATM should have no cuts between removing the penis from the anus and putting…

zipman68Contributor13 yrs ago 2 12

More Stripper Wisdom

Dancer: "The Chinese are taking over everything. This guy Psy is all over the internet with his stupid gangnam style." Me: "He's not Chinese. He's Korean." Dancer: "Same thing."

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 17

Are You Fucking SERIOUS ????

An excerpt from a review by a guy who clearly has a long stick placed firmly and deeply up his butt: "Some of the male patrons were downright aggressive with their hands (like, trying to finger them when they put a…

jerikson40Veteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 20

shine on you crazy diamond

I love going to a dirty dingy club and finding the diamond in the rough. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

RivertwiceVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 10

$25 Lappers

$25 lappers – pardon my French but WTF? I hate $25 lappers not necessarily b/c it's $5 more per dance than the standard LD price; but: 1) forces you to have smaller denomination bills or else you have to go thru the…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 46

Milestones

Pathetic, and patheticer, but milestones nonetheless. 1. After finishing sex with an 18 year old, and having had a bit leak out of the rubber, I got to calm her freak out with "Don't worry, I've been shooting blanks since…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 5

New review format for Silkypants

All of my previous reviews were rejected due to the appearance of copying and pasting previous review detail that have not changed. I am going to go back to writing reviews like everyone else. It is a lot of work…

silkypantsVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 17

reviews

I like to have the option to be able to make omments on reviws...it would help in creating local discussions with local clubers and about the clubs them selves...

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer13 yrs ago 17

Serious Topics Only!

Some have suggested that recent topics are not suitable for TUSCL. I agree. Serious topics only. "Does the Pillsbury Doughboy have genitals?" Discuss.

motorheadElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 20

Founder Should Charge

Founder should charge like the other sites....most sites charge $100 a year....I haven't dun so yet and I feel bad for it but I do plain on leading buy example.....its a Damn good site

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 36
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