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Milestones

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georgmicrodongJust a fat, creepy old pervert.

Pathetic, and patheticer, but milestones nonetheless.

  1. After finishing sex with an 18 year old, and having had a bit leak out of the rubber, I got to calm her freak out with "Don't worry, I've been shooting blanks since before you were born."

  2. It was my first sex in over two months, and first actual intercourse with anyone but the SB in over a year. It was kind of weird. Almost like cheating.

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shadowcat

The last time I got a BBBJ from an 18 yo I had to calm her down by telling her that she couldn't get pregnant because I was shooting blanks. :)

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Alucard

"Pathetic, and patheticer,- After finishing sex with an 18 year old"

And the Assholes here accuse me of...!!!

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tumblingdice

Being a jerkoff.

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georgmicrodong

Of what, Alucard? Are you implying that I did something wrong?

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skibum609

My most important milestone in a strip club is the last four times the Boston Bruins have been in a game 7 playoff game I have sat in the same seat, in the same strip club, and they have won. That includes Monday's comeback from a 4-1 defecit to a 5-4 victory in 12 minutes.

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