Pathetic, and patheticer, but milestones nonetheless.
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After finishing sex with an 18 year old, and having had a bit leak out of the rubber, I got to calm her freak out with "Don't worry, I've been shooting blanks since before you were born."
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It was my first sex in over two months, and first actual intercourse with anyone but the SB in over a year. It was kind of weird. Almost like cheating.
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last commentThe last time I got a BBBJ from an 18 yo I had to calm her down by telling her that she couldn't get pregnant because I was shooting blanks. :)
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"Pathetic, and patheticer,- After finishing sex with an 18 year old"
And the Assholes here accuse me of...!!!
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Being a jerkoff.
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Of what, Alucard? Are you implying that I did something wrong?
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My most important milestone in a strip club is the last four times the Boston Bruins have been in a game 7 playoff game I have sat in the same seat, in the same strip club, and they have won. That includes Monday's comeback from a 4-1 defecit to a 5-4 victory in 12 minutes.
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