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Things you thought about saying to strippers but decided not to:

Just add to the list. 1. You stink. Go away. 2. Eeewww, I can't believe you are working here. You're gross. 3. Wouldn't you like to know... 4. You're the hottest girl in this club but I'm not going to tell you and…

sharkhunterVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 38

Dancing At The Blue Iguana

Just flipping through the channels when I happened to spy upon this flick. I love the dressing room scenes.

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 5

What's the Greatest Criticism You've Actually Told a Dancer to Fer Face?

Sharkhunter's recent thread, "Things you thought about saying to strippers but decided not to," inspired me to post this one. It's the opposite of shark's: A dancer kept pestering me for more and more money, while negotiating for a lap…

Club_Goer_SeattleVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 15 17

What is the funniest thing you have told a dancer?

There is a blonde that works at my usual club with big fake tits. She is usually pretty fucked up on alcohol or pills or ? One time she was really fucked up and she tried to sit on my…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 8

OT. Doncha just hate it when somebody slips fox meat in your donkey meat?

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/02/22142622-wal-mart-recalls-five-spice-donkey-meat-in-china-after-tests-reveal-fox?lite

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 8

420

Big news from the Mile High City Today amendment 64 was put into effect. It was voted on over a year ago to allow recreational use of Marijuana. Over the past year law makers have written and put into affect…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 30

Doing Hard Time

How pissednoff Woodbury be if you were serving a sentence in Colorado for possession of marijuana right now with the law changes?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 15

What can the PLs that post here do to improve TUSCL?

On Papi's "How Can TUSCL be Improved ?" Thread we just had Founder say "coming soon". So maybe we'll see some new stuff! But I'd like to hear comments on what we could do to make this a better community of…

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 2 14

Snowed In

It's January 2 and I had planned to make my first strip club visit of the year. But now I'm snowed in with no chance for fun. Detroit weather is not kind to people who drive little sports…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 30

2013, A Look Back

This was my most active year to date and I enjoyed the nostalgia of re-reading through my reviews. Here are my numbers. Feel free to post your own. 31 Total Club Visits at 20 Different Clubs over 9 months…

JackKashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 9 16

OT:Check This Out

As some if you already know, I am a Neandethal who lives and loves fighting. This kid is the future. http://youtu.be/g_1KfvOYVi0

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

Favorite Stripper Outfits

I'm such a fan of all the different outfits strippers wear. •schoolgirl outfit •gown •skirt •corset •fishnets •stockings •leggings •bustier •boy shorts •bra and panty •thong •Christmas outfit •etc.... What is your favorite outfit on a stripper? I would have to go with corset or fishnets with some nice high heels.

ClackportElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 33

Xtras

Why isn't the a Top ten list of clubs known for having girls that provide extras? I would think that would be a valuable list for strip club fans. Even if they aren't in your area, it's always good for…

leabowVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 8 18

Your autobiography.

So you are writing your autobiography about your life and strip clubbing. What would the title be? Mine - "The old man and the club".

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 29

Dayton Strip Clubs

Does anyone know anything about the dayton,oh Sc's? i am going to be driving through dayton heading to columbus in a few weeks and I planned to stay overnight in The dayton area and i want to check them out…

ButterManVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 7 7

getting a reputation with the dancers

Had an interesting experience last week. I was just sitting by myself avoiding dancers ...lack of money, when a very cute Blondel Russian dancer comes up to me and introduces herself to me...-I went to return the favor when she…

berge1Contributor12 yrs ago 7 18

Gia (Formerly of the Gold Club Philadelphia)

Does anyone know where Gia that used to work for the Gold Club is working now. She had the piercings and the angel wing tattoo.

Kingbeef76Contributor12 yrs ago 6 9

Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Barely Legal Edition

Sorry for the delay but my hands were full yesterday. On to the next round of, FUCK-MARRY-KILL. For your viewer pleasure and entertainment, today we have the Barely Legal Edition. These three cuties are all 21 and over, ripe for…

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 14

Joke of the day

Dad: Well son, how did you do in the spelling contest? Son: Not so good, I missed the first word. Dad: The first word! What was it? Son: posse Dad: posse?! No wonder you misspelled it, you don't even know how to pronounce it!

mikeya0212 yrs ago 3 11

Fuck the discreetion and go point blank

Whenever you get a sob story from a girl, for the most part, we (you) can safely say don't give a shit and just want to dance for these bands. But have you ever just straight up no fluff, point…

EstafadorContributor12 yrs ago 4 14

Stripper raped in Gastonia NC

Patrol officers say they caught a Gastonia man raping an exotic dancer in the back of a car in Cleveland County. The incident happened Dec. 21 in a church parking lot, according to investigators. James Edward Locust has been charged with…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 77

Lap Dances in Sex Shop Video Booths?

Never done it, just a possibility that occurred to me. Clearly there are lots of issues. 1st one being the dancer agreeing to it. It's probably safer than going to a custy's home/hotel, but not as safe…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 5

joke of the day

This guy was at the bar having a couple of beers and he notices an old guy at the other end of this bar that had hot young girls hanging all over him. It seemed like every good looking…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 4

Too many favorites problems need advice from the Vets

First of all hello to all of you fellow SC goers. I was married for 6 1/2 years and recently split and going through divorce. Until then I had been to a SC maybe 3 times. I'm 27, I do…

shoe91x12 yrs ago 4 23

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

Good morning & happy New year. As in past years, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as… Read… While collecting insertions into various orifices for our annual feature, we…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6 10
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