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Today in the strip club I saw Chi-Chi, a Mexican dancer with natural C cups, whom I have known for 7 years. Chi-Chi is very sensual, but she is not really my type, which is blonde bimbos with…

I am trying to get my wife to do the Amateur Contest at Marios Showplace in Webster MA. Just wondering if she'll be able to do Lap Dances that night? Even if you don't know about Marios specifically, has anyone…

Which TUSCLer reminds you of yourself? For me, I'm gonna have to go with my man Staxwell. We're both young and black. We both have confidence and swagger when it comes to bagging strippers.

Just curiosity as I get ready to gnaw on some wings: Do you mongers eat at places like Hooters, the Tilted Kilt, etc.? There's only one in my neck of the woods, and it's kind of out of my way.…

You crazy purple drankin mofo

Thats what they called bonerbreath when he used to play doctor

If bonerbreath had as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had in him, he would look like a pocupine

Bonerbreath is in jail and the homeboys are running a train on his ass

http://vipergirls.to/threads/528376-SuicideGirls-com-Jemma-Sleeping-Beauty-(Oct-06-2013) Discuss.

There was talk of dancers coming to the customer or not. I always see that in S. Florida, at least they do to me. Now I wonder, if dancers ARE allowed to approach customers (maybe they can't in certain jurisdictions),…

Just a good ol' boy named Bubba http://youtu.be/zRX4mlFi06A

The anti-defamation league will probably be on my ass for celebrating and like this, but I rather like it when people are on my ass (even if they are Jews and niggers - though I do prefer it if it…

Awhile back there was a thread about things that strippers do while giving you a lap dance. Some of the responses included talking to friends, smoking, drinking. I think I can top those. Today a dancer had her hand inside my…

A British ice cream maker has created a flavor that includes 25 mg of Viagra per scoop. And that's not all. The flavor, titled “The Arousal,” also includes champagne as a key ingredient, Charlie Harry Francis, who created the concoction, writes on…

Shocking theory I know. Today Clubber started a thread about posters we miss. And he mentioned Vincemichaels. Yesterday Sippy Cup (juice) propped VM saying he was missed. That can't be a coincidence. Hmmmm. What a brilliant idea Clubber had to…

I've been going to SC regularly, most of it are just for fun and entertainment. One thing that somehow stood out from this was the dancer whom I met a few weeks back. She is interesting because the first time…

Anyone want to set up a trip to hit the clubs in Keiv and update some reviews?? I bet we can score some sweet Eastern action on the cheap! https://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=2152

At the very bottom of the club list for a city is a section entitled "Highest Rated (city) area Clubs". Is that new, or am I just oblivious? I don't usually get that far down the page, as I generally…

The founder post about TUSCL history brought back a lot of memories. If there was one TUSCLer that has disappered and you could find out about them, who would it be and why? Just one. For me vincemichaels. Because he was…

Is Lingerie Football a sport?

I found it kind of interesting that BonesBrother replied twice to Slick's thread about putting him on ignore. So, I'll make one more attempt to have a rational discussion with BonesBrother. Probably pointless, but it might be amusing even if…

From a West Coast perspective, my brother Jack Nicholson wins, followed by Spike Lee. Any other shit is blasphemy.

What the hell is in the sippy cup?

Serious guys it broke and CIP!! What are the next steps I should take?

man was arrested for attacking a dancer in a nightclub after the two exchanged words about her dancing abilities, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office. On Thursday, deputies say Robert Tate, 24, and friends went to Sugar Daddy's…