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On the quest for legal tight pussy...so far I've noticed smaller the women is and her ass the tighter her pussy has been and the larger and or larger ass women has had a much looser Virginia... What have you men…

I've read a bunch of reviews where people did 30 min or a hour VIP, and they basically just got to touch the dancers tits and ass, but yet they were perfectly fine and happy about it. My thing is…

Read this article and understand: http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/07/23/decivilizing-human-nature-unleashed/

Did you hear about the sunken ferry? I guess that the Golden Gate Bridge must've collapsed.

Physical Properties - Basically it is a black bikini with a rather large black pouch on the front to hold your balls and joystick. You have to tie the strings on the sides just like a bikini too. The shape…

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The comments they've made the last few days are insane. Obama is a clown commanding fools. Sorry guys, but Jesus Christ!

Maybe its my age, maybe its my sex, maybe its my hair, maybe its my sauce I'm always not paying for pussy

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, try baffling them with bull shit". Seems to be working well on TUSCL.

LOL!

Crazy Joe or Sloppy Joe

I just realized something when I read Doc_Holiday's comment about juice jacking off to rain on dancers. He was in the movie The Wolf Of Wall Street. He was the sidekick that pulled I it out and started jerking it…

I like to read the reviews during boring conference calls when my manager is droning on and on.

I need to ride the subway more often. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2600970/New-York-governor-takes-aim-racy-subway-ad.html

On a recent thread our bud LDK said that lappers could be had at "gas stations, wal-mart parking lot, bad neighborhoods, casinos, nightclubs, bars, anywhere u might find women who need money." I can see that crazy dude drivin' around in…

I wear button up shirts with my yoga pants that way they can button me down and rub their titts all over my hairy Velcro chest hairs

Is it because Easter is almost here that "doc_holiday" and "troop." have been resurrected?

Dave from storage wars goes yeeeeeep

I get 6

Off the top of my head... Crazyjoe Injun Joe G.I. Joe Joe Blow Joe Six-pack Surfer Joe Joe Palooka Joe Mama more?

These strippers in South Carolina say you come in the club smelling like molasses and you got too much hair on your dick. What's up with that?

Any of you motherfuckers rock sweatpants to the club? I haven't done it, but I want to. I'm just worried some clubs won't let me in wearing sweatpants.

It seems like every freeway off ramp here in Portland leads to another on ramp where one must immediately merge into oncoming traffic. If you want to merge at 5pm you dont have a shot in hell because traffic is…

Hey Detroiters. I know you clubbers love you some Tigers baseball. I have 2 upcoming tiger games for sale. Each game has 4 seats 20 rows behind home plate and VIP Parking. Value is 200 a game. I am only…