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Saw this and thought, "Who would know better than the deviants on TUSCL?" Only one of the two! http://www.eonline.com/news/612212/hottest-celebrity-body-tournament-is-kate-upton-or-jessica-alba-sexier-vote-in-round-4

I'm the guy who probably made the biggest fumble for the week, here's my story. This just happened a few hours ago. I'm going to write it down here for filing. I went to pick her up around 8:30PM, I waited a…

Here's the deal. I think some guys are pretty basic when it comes to appreciating women. Just give 'em a naked chick with a nice body, even if it looks like an average body, not important, and have her open…

Either ordered or homemade..... I love the classic Reuben....at home I like making a Super BLT

It’s the worst Florida Man story of all time: A 32-year-old Miami-Dade County man has been arrested and charged with trafficking for allegedly imprisoning his pregnant girlfriend and selling her to pregnancy fetishists on Craigslist. The Miami Herald reports that…

For the last couple of weeks I have been trying to hook up some OTC with some of the local ladies. After a couple of dances many of them seem more than willing to offer their phone number to me.…

Last time i went in on a mission to convert bitches for Jesus H Christ i found myself tempted by the devil

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fSTaK8FDnv0 She may have been a silver medalist at the last Olympics but that's a gold medal ass.

Geez, what is it with you guys?? Always posting about and discussing gross, disgusting shit...with photos. You wonder why I give you a hard time? Ebola lips, disabilities, dwarfs, butt plugs, full body tattoos, diseases and shit you can get from…

Piggybacking on DoctorDarby’s “Dancers with Disabilities” thread - have you ever seen a dwarf dancer at a club – I mean a dancer that was a regular dancer at the club and not a feature like (Bridget the Midget). And not…

Yesterday I saw a first. This stripper had her whole body covered in tattoos. When I say whole body I mean the WHOLE body. What is this world coming to?

In case you’re a techie or like this kinda stuff, or are bored w/ nothing to do or watch tonight; PBS is airing a show on this tonight @ 9:00 pm in its show “Nova” (at least its airing in…

How many 10's have you ever seen in the strip club? (just talking about strippers, not talking about waitresses, bartenders or female customers) I've seen five or six 10's in my strip club career. Thoughts?

Wanted to beat sc with this one! :) http://mic.com/articles/107372/49-tremendous-things-florida-men-accomplished-this-year

I was in one of my regular higher end, no-extra clubs recently and got a dance from a young Asian girl that I had talked to earlier in the evening. She wasn't a very good stage performer (a sign of…

Has anyone found clubs in the RI or Mass areas with more college aged dancers in their early 20s? Do you have to go late at night to find them?

Attacking in Paris now? Shelling US troops in Iraq? They are doing all they can to provoke a war that will wipe them off the map. I don't think they'll be around any more by the end of the year.

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"It's not a surprise for 300 dollars carson will sit on your naked cock and ride it. Carson is one of my favorites no need to take her into the champagne room or any girl just offer them that kind…

A girl that matches her purse to her dress... But can't match her babies to their daddies

I hadn't seen this stripper Megan in the club for many months, and so when I saw her today I asked where she had been. She told me she had been working at a job at Ikea. That…

What about a included BJ? http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/06/farrah-abraham-lips-injections-bad-plastic-surgery/

Mine was a 65 Chevy Impala SS. Silver with a black vinyl top, bucket seats, Cragar SS mags, and a smooth 327 engine. A lot of fun crusin' with my friends.

Some time back, I mentioned that an old favorite stopped drinking and became much less fun in the process. I have more recently learned that OTC is also no longer on the table with her. I know I should be…

I am sick and fucking tired of these asshole club managers not having the girl I want available for me when I walk in. Sometimes I have to wait so long for her that half my beer is gone before…