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It doesn't happen very often, but over the weekend I fell in total lust with a young hostess at a chain restaurant. Tall, slender, great eyes and smile, perfect makeup, long curly hair, tight jeans, tight top. She…

Your prophet loveth the LORD mane and regulerlee jacketh off with his holy ballon handes

Your prophet does so as cummanded by the LORD mane. How doest thou keep the sabbit holy?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/08/sara-x-valentines-beethoven_n_6639388.html

Besides the tips and buying drinks what are other ways that men can let a dancer know that they are into her. My wife has been getting a lot of roses lately. She says there sold at the club but…

I've been dancing for a few years now at a full nude club and have heard a ton of different responses when customers are asked what they like best about a dancer. Just curious to see what everyone thinks? Legit…

We spend about 45 minutes getting high, flirting with one another, talking dirty to each other, and fondling one another's bodies while we smoke pot. Then, once we are good and high, the sex begins. I would share…

I was looking at Carmella Bing's website the other day ( http://www.thebingdynasty.com/ ). I feel like porn stars get gypped really bad. If I'm going to buy a new DVD at full price, it's a porn DVD.…

I was hanging out with a stripper friend last night (2/7/15) at her apartment. She was decently clothe, I mean she was not really wearing anything that would make any person feel the heat. We were just there having a…

I have read reviews were the dancer reaches into the PL's pants and strokes him. That has never happened to me. I've had clothed stick shifting only. First of all, I would never pay for a handjob. I can do that…

One man was killed and another was wounded early Sunday when gunfire erupted outside a northern New Jersey strip club, authorities said. The shooting at 21 Foxes Go-Go in Newark was reported around 2:25 a.m., Essex County prosecutors reported to the…

I'm thinking about getting a Valentine Day gift for my CF. I don't want it to be too big, expensive or personal. I just want it to be a nice gesture but not pathetic. Any suggestions?

Not me. I don't care if your ass is big, I don't want any cottage cheese. I saw a new dancer last night with an ass exactly like that. She was hauling a bucket full of cash and she was just…

What kind of restroom troll just sits there an plays on his phone. Hey bud, if you want to earn a tip, turn on the faucet or hand me a towel. I know you are a restroom troll but that does…

The other day in a response here, I alluded to the girl I called My Favorite Cocksucker. Last night I met her spiritual sister. Her younger, and though I didn't think it was possible, more skilled spiritual sister. I…

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As far as tits and ass, do you prefer them natural or fake? If everything is equal, I prefer natural, but for me it's all about how it feels and somewhat how it looks. I applaud girls that have fake asses,…

I've been seeing the same stripper for 6 years. Probably 40% ITC and 60% OTC. There are several others who I've gotten to know really well and frankly my objective has been to not go home with blue balls.…

I guess it's inevitable given the high incidence of stripper-on-stripper hating. Problem is, dancers always seem to want to talk about the club, including your past visits to the club, so you're just constantly getting nudged into the minefield. My…

I was recently at a club and a dancer basically told me I was obligated to tip her. In Miami, after the dancers get off the stage, they walk around and do what we call a "tipwalk". They go up…

Interesting reading. Costly Cuddling: Why My Night of Professional Snuggling Wasn't Worth $325

http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/08/nyc-strip-club-free-lap-dances-nba-all-star-weekend/

A friend of mine asked me if I thought a certain stripper was lesbian based upon what he heard from another guy. He asked me because he knew that I had been to VIP with her. I'm not a newbie…

Did you ever do anything like this? Cute brunette tries to take a shower: http://youtu.be/3wRPOV-H8lY

Inspired by this awful list of "the best strip club in every state": www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more I pose the question to TUSCLers from all over the country: What, in your expert opinion, are the best strip clubs in your state (or a state…