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A Detroit strip club is scheduled for demolition. RIP. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/2015/02/11/ex-strip-club-demolished/23231223/

I've been going to strip clubs for 20 years. (California area). I Have noticed the declining entertainment value of american strip clubs. Back in 1995, Strip clubs were the place to be . Every weekend you…

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When I get dances, I never ask to see the kitty. I've only had one dancer show me her kitty as part of the lap dance without me asking. She's very comfortable doing that because she also dances at a nude…

I was at CVS today and I bought "lotion" and a book called God's Plan for Your Life. Does that scream stripper or what!?! I'm sure the Prophet will want to weigh in on this one lol

I've been doing some heavy reading and planning to vegas for some food, gambling and sex. From what i understand the strip in vegas has been iver runn with sex workers for$100 and has been slowly killing off the brothels one…

A man goes into a bar and drinks beer. After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it. After the 4th beer the…

Suppose a club, during the hours from 7pm - 10pm, only admitted custies who paid an annual fee of $100 for the privlege? I think it might make for a better atmosphere. Freeloaders who tend to annoy the dancers would…

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Anything you want to know I will try to answer. Be serious please

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Which strip clubs are close to Century City and offer alccohol? are they pricey ($30/dance) like the Hollywood strips? thanks in advance.

This article describes how the DS views me. It is uncanny how accurately this describes our relationship. For those of you over 40, you've got to find a young woman who thinks like this. If you don't have one,…

NEWARK — City officials are taking steps to shut down a local go-go bar that has been the site of two fatal shootings over the last several weeks. Police Director Eugene Venable said 21 Foxes Go-Go has already been shuttered…

I thought the Sandy Jug (see Pirate's Cove in the TUSCL catalog) in Portland was over the top, but this club had it beat by a mile: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/breastshaped-building-near-winter-park-to-come-crashing-down/31209612 Cutting to the titular pictures: Boobie Trap: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/31215620 (You can tell they were taken by…

The waitress is the hottest girl in the place and you will only get a dance from her, because all the dancers are subpar. You know your odds are slim here.

Why did the blonde take a tape measure to bed with her? To see how long she slept.

What if a dancer with a big fake ass was on stage shaking it so hard it fell off? Would she be literally shaking her ass off?

What if a dancer had huge bolt ons and when you squeezed them they came unbolted?

Is it why I think it is? http://imgur.com/gallery/DRjbb

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With all the ruckus about the size 16 model in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, I was wondering if it was a warning sign the “ideal perfect woman” was making another shift. This video was up and running on the…

http://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/the-zen-of-the-strip-club-bathroom-attendant/Content?oid=2298846

http://www.examiner.com/article/fat-butts-big-thighs-women-make-smarter-kids-says-new-research-study Maybe it's because it earns would be babymamas an injection of Papi Chulo genius-jizz.