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I was at the strip club the other day, and up comes a dancer to the stage named Isis. Luckily, she was ugly, but if she was lap-dance-worthy, I think it might have made me think twice about getting private…
In my recent SC visit I got a lapdance from a stripper with really bad Asthma. She had an average body and wasn't overweight. She said that she had been dancing at the current club for 4 years.…
For the LORD mane touchd my brain when the Grown Hogg had his daye. We shall eat of the Grown Hogg as sausages while we proseletyze our faith. Cum to my house be one of us
Thou art on the deep frye list of LUCIFER unless thou repentest and stop bein suche an asshat. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane
PORNO PRANK: http://youtu.be/DAzqGp8OlFA
Mikey wanted me to multaply the pigs in blanket so I shalt make the sausages of Grown Hoggie in pankakes an yay the shalt be multaplyed one hunred score. It's the day of the blessed Grown Hogg so my brethren…
Did you hear what happened to Bagboyjames? He was picking his nose with his sausage fingers and ended up in the hospital! He ended up picking a 9 pound bugger and his head colapsed! He is in brain surgery now.
We all know about buying drinks for dancers. Some of us like it, some of us don't mind, some of us hate when we're sitting with a dancer and the waitress comes and asks if you want to buy the…
Who saw the Super Bowl spot with her in it. Wowza! I broke out my Ruby foo whipped up a quickie script to scour the googles and started sucking down images. It's been running for a while now and I'm at several…
Did you hear Dukey had his sausage fingers bitten off? He was holding some pancakes and someone thought he had pigs in a blanket...
http://pagesix.com/2015/01/30/ex-intern-lands-six-figure-deal-for-wall-street-themed-porno/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter This girl turned to porn because Wall Street was too sleazy for her.
2 for $40 dances seem like a decent price and if I went as a single guy I could see me easily having an amazing time for $300. Why are couples charged double? I really don’t understand this one bit.…
In his review of Babes East of Indianapolis, the reviewer says "that Indy's strip club choices are limited to one area." Mind you, he has five reviews of just two clubs -- Babes East and Harem House -- both there…
Lets say the closest club to your residence is air dances or one-way contact and the prices are steep--basically a shitty strip club by TUSCL standards. Would you still go to this club in the hopes that you could pull…
The super bowl thread got me thinking about our trip to the SC about a month ago. There was a UFC fight that night and at 10pm they turned the lights on and all dancing stopped. A bunch of dancers…
I guess I am an official old perv! I was looking for an old topic and comment from someone and saw MY profile. Over 11K comments? An really older fart like shadow must be close to 1M. :)
Ran across a great article that should resonate with folks on this site. It explores the potentially outdated practice of monogamy and the growing trend towards "non-monogamy", particularly in Silicon Valley. http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/29/technology/chris-messina-non-monogamy/index.html The concept of polyamory discussed in the article reflects…
Friendly reminder it's the end of the month, strippers need to make rent, and they know Sunday will suck. There were twice as many dancers yesterday at my usual club. Good window to try to get strippers to go the extra
Turns out you can bronze your anus: www.egotastic.com/2015/01/behold-the-bronze-butthole/ Have any of you perverts done that shit?
Stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night and looked at some footballs. Instructions on how to inflate them: 1. Locate hole 2. Moisten hole 3. Insert pin 4. Pump several times
recently I've met a lot of dancers that seem to talk about boyfriend way too much. not sure if this is intentional to try to throw someone off trying to talk to them outside of the club or what?…
Crazy play calling by Seattle.
Ever seen a dancer with a man's name tattooed on them? It is not common, but not rare either. Yeah, it could be their father's, but most of the time it is the name of their pimp/boyfriend/husband. I've seen this…
Who the fuck was that? How about someone we've head of. Like Lita Ford or Pat Benatar.
Have you bought anything for other strip club patrons? Usually when I am out strip clubbing and there are active duty military in the club, I will buy them a round of drinks or free lap dances if there is only…
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