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Having read a recent discussion on Porn here where DP's were mentioned, I got to thinking that I have never participated in one. Asking some of my sleasier friends with well over 300 years of sexual experience, I found that…
How much shit does it take to shit your pants?
He tells me to go forth an heel strippers with my sausage fingers. So I tryed it on a pregnent stripper with hemroids and she was heeled! PRAISE THE LORD MANE! So yor prophet fucked her up the newly heeled…
Portland strippers head to Salem to lobby for better work conditions http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/02/portland_strippers_head_to_sal.html
Anybody else having problems with sending or receiving messages. I have one message right now that appears to have stopped before completing and there is no reply button.
And lo, the JuiceBeast gazed upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his sausage fingers. And from that day on, the JuiceBeast was as one gone nuts.
Any truth to this... The Royal Canadian mint announced that they are going to take the polar bear off the toonie and replace it with two fornicating deer... Instead of calling it a "toonie", it will be called "two fucking bucks".
Obama actually proposing to lower corporate taxes? (*) Subject to consider caveats regarding taxes of offshore earnings. This one was a bit surprising, but good, to hear! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-01/obama-said-to-propose-taxes-on-foreign-earnings-offshore-profit And he's going to use the money on economic infrastructure? This will definitely help…
Friday evening a young dancer I had recently met came over to my house. When our OTC encounter was over, she told me she would love to come over again. She said, "You can do anything you want.…
I'd say if you're not from Seattle or Boston and not betting you could care less since both teams have a large selection of players/coaches that are annoying as fuck! I'm going to go with Seattle although Deflategate could provide extra…
There's a new Tums ad with a chick kick-boxing with a giant pastrami sandwich. Somehow I find it strangely erotic. Anyone else?
I wrote these observations a couple of weeks ago before my recent trip with the DS. But being with her for three days has only reinforced the sentiments expressed. I'm at a bar in a tropical location. Older crowd,…
RICHMOND, Va. — Two men were wounded in a double shooting outside a South Richmond strip club. Richmond Police officers found the wounded men in the parking lot of “The Candy Bar” around 3 a.m. Sunday. Detective at the scene used…
Poet. Songwriter. Singer. If you lived in the 60's and 70's you knew this guy. Even if you never saw this: http://youtu.be/WtESZkGAl0I I know you have to hsve heard this: http://youtu.be/cd_Fdly3rX8 I think at one point one of the…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/30/banned-super-bowl-commercials_n_6575026.html?ncid=newsltushpmg00000003
In a strip club, regular bar or restaurant they always serve you a straw along with you drink. Do you use them? I personally don't. I think that they make a guy look feminine. One female told me the reason…
"Shorty I don't. ... mind. If you dance on a pole. .. it don't make you a ho." And of course that song about blowing up the club... on a Tuesday is always played on Tuesdays.
Some residents are questioning the way Decatur Police Department handled the case of a stripper found lying next to her car on a residential street. The police department says its officers concluded the woman was simply tired and sent her…
Kate Upton!......mama mia that's some massive cleavage http://www.eonline.com/news/604412/kate-upton-flaunts-incredible-cleavage-rides-horse-into-battle-in-game-of-war-fire-age-watch-now
Two bums were wandering down the railroad tracks when they saw a dog licking his balls. One said,"I wish I could do that"! The other said, "better pet him first"
Probably will get a lot of grief on this topic, but strippers are smart, very smart! There are two kinds of smart: educational and people. Strippers are people smart not educational smart. They know their customers and…
Recently I learned from another TUSCLer that an old fave of mine is back on stage in Phoenix, and I'm very excited about getting in to see her very soon. One of my absolute favorite bodies. Ever.…
Recently I've started a new thing. If I meet a stripper I like and have a good time with, then I'll ask for her number. Obviously sometimes it's for OTC purposes, but sometimes it's just for wanting to know if…
A couple weeks ago I asked for advice about taking my DS on a trip, and I promised to report how the trip went. Well, the trip is over, and this is my report. The trip was awesome…
Ran into a lady at work recently that I've had light friendly conversations with in the past. Hadn't seen her since last year before Christmas. When she said hello, she insisted on giving me a hug. Guess…
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