I was at the strip club the other day, and up comes a dancer to the stage named Isis. Luckily, she was ugly, but if she was lap-dance-worthy, I think it might have made me think twice about getting private time with her. You would think she would have switched her stripper name to be something other than a Muslim terror group.
Do you have a dancer named Isis at your local club?
I've met a couple with that name. One in Vegas a few years back and one in Seattle working there last year.
Such a inappropriate stage name. Ridiculous.
londonguy: "Such a inappropriate stage name. Ridiculous."
I think it was inappropriate of the terrorist group to preempt the name of the Egyptian goddess.
"oh mighty Isis!" youtube.com I always thought she was too flat....
I knew a striped who danced under the name Isis. But she has since changed to Isil for her stage name.
Yes. There is one currently working at Follies. I wouldn't even be interested in her if she used a different name.
Last year, towards the very beginning of the year, I met a dancer names Isis who was one of the best looking dancers I've seen in a while.
But her lap dancing was awful and I really regretted buying a 10 min session with her
Ah well, you win some you lose some
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis
In the TV show "Archer" (an adult cartoon parody of secret agents), the organization Archer worked for was ISIS (International Secret Intelligence Service). The show has now dropped that name.
"Isis" has been a common dancer stage name for many years. With the infamy associated with the current terrorist organization by the same name, you'd think any dancers that presently use that name would change it. That's an easy thing for dancers to do.
Those that don't probably don't follow the news. I've also noticed over the years, that most dancers aren't news-conscious.
Before getting a dance with her I would insist that she give me a fake real name.
I knew one dancer named Isis, she was a cute girl.
Maybe she changed it from Isil.
I just checked the Facebook page of one of my local (Seattle) clubs, that sometimes posts the lineups of dancers on Friday or Saturday nights. Sure enough, there was a dancer named, "Isis" that worked at that club last night (see the 11th name down):
I wouldn't do any extras with a dancer named ISIS............ they may try to cut off my little head.
Do you really think a dancr named Isis stays up on the news from the Middle East?
If all the strippers named Isis change their names the terrorists win.
Before I engage with a woman in a sexual way, I always first pray to Isis and Osiris.
SJG
Heh, true, chandler. Reminds me of how Scott Ian of the band Anthrax said in late 2001/early 2002 that after the various terror scares they might have to rename themselves "Basketful of Puppies"
In the pantheon of Egyptian goddesses, it is better to have a stripper named Isis than one named Nut.
I also pray to Nut and Geb. They are the proto type for Isis and Osiris.
Most religions associate man with sky and woman with earth. The Egyptian reverses this. So Geb is usually depicted as someone lying on the ground, having been pushed to the point of exhaustion by woman on top sex.
Here for example, Geb is the man on the ground, and Nut is over all of them.
So this continues in the Isis Squat over Osiris and being able to conceive Horus. I interpret this of course as not being an actual conception, but instead as leading to a spiritual rebirth. And some do see that this is the meaning intended with the emphasis on the woman being on top, that these lead to spiritual rebirth. Some also see East Indian Tantra as having originated in Egypt.
SJG
I'm Catholic, so I only get dances from strippers who use the name of a canonized saint.
FWIW, "Nut" is pronounced "Newt", like in "Newt Gingrich"
The Jungian Marion Woodman says, "Isis is the Black Madonna." Referring to the archetype which would seem to be depicted in the Gothic Cathedrals.
SJG
I haven't come across a dancer named Google yet, but expect there are some out there delivering corny lines to guys.
If I meet a dancer called Google and she asks me if I'm feeling lucky today, I might ask her to name a war that the French won.
I thought this was funny. Obama saying don't be an Isil hole. from Saturday Night Live. youtube.com too many isholes out there.
