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Isis

sinclair
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I was at the strip club the other day, and up comes a dancer to the stage named Isis. Luckily, she was ugly, but if she was lap-dance-worthy, I think it might have made me think twice about getting private time with her. You would think she would have switched her stripper name to be something other than a Muslim terror group.

Do you have a dancer named Isis at your local club?

27 comments

  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    I've met a couple with that name. One in Vegas a few years back and one in Seattle working there last year.
  • londonguy
    10 years ago
    Such a inappropriate stage name. Ridiculous.
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    londonguy: "Such a inappropriate stage name. Ridiculous."

    I think it was inappropriate of the terrorist group to preempt the name of the Egyptian goddess.
  • slickwilliam
    10 years ago
    "oh mighty Isis!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYmbt2RV…
    I always thought she was too flat....
  • winex
    10 years ago
    I knew a striped who danced under the name Isis. But she has since changed to Isil for her stage name.
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    Yes. There is one currently working at Follies. I wouldn't even be interested in her if she used a different name.
  • GoVikings
    10 years ago
    Last year, towards the very beginning of the year, I met a dancer names Isis who was one of the best looking dancers I've seen in a while.

    But her lap dancing was awful and I really regretted buying a 10 min session with her

    Ah well, you win some you lose some
  • deogol
    10 years ago
    Fuckin eh, man, Isis was my first crush as a little kid :) http://www.hulu.com/the-secrets-of-isis
  • jackslash
    10 years ago
    In the TV show "Archer" (an adult cartoon parody of secret agents), the organization Archer worked for was ISIS (International Secret Intelligence Service). The show has now dropped that name.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    10 years ago
    "Isis" has been a common dancer stage name for many years. With the infamy associated with the current terrorist organization by the same name, you'd think any dancers that presently use that name would change it. That's an easy thing for dancers to do.
    Those that don't probably don't follow the news. I've also noticed over the years, that most dancers aren't news-conscious.
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    Before getting a dance with her I would insist that she give me a fake real name.
  • Clackport
    10 years ago
    I knew one dancer named Isis, she was a cute girl.
  • Clubber
    10 years ago
    Maybe she changed it from Isil.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    10 years ago
    I just checked the Facebook page of one of my local (Seattle) clubs, that sometimes posts the lineups of dancers on Friday or Saturday nights. Sure enough, there was a dancer named, "Isis" that worked at that club last night (see the 11th name down):

    https://www.facebook.com/KittensCabaret/…
  • jestrite50
    10 years ago
    I wouldn't do any extras with a dancer named ISIS............ they may try to cut off my little head.
  • grand1511
    10 years ago
    Do you really think a dancr named Isis stays up on the news from the Middle East?
  • chandler
    10 years ago
    If all the strippers named Isis change their names the terrorists win.
  • san_jose_guy
    10 years ago
    Before I engage with a woman in a sexual way, I always first pray to Isis and Osiris.

    http://isisoasis.org/html/temple.html

    SJG
  • Cheo_D
    10 years ago
    Heh, true, chandler. Reminds me of how Scott Ian of the band Anthrax said in late 2001/early 2002 that after the various terror scares they might have to rename themselves "Basketful of Puppies"
  • DandyDan
    10 years ago
    In the pantheon of Egyptian goddesses, it is better to have a stripper named Isis than one named Nut.
  • san_jose_guy
    10 years ago
    I also pray to Nut and Geb. They are the proto type for Isis and Osiris.

    Most religions associate man with sky and woman with earth. The Egyptian reverses this. So Geb is usually depicted as someone lying on the ground, having been pushed to the point of exhaustion by woman on top sex.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geb

    Here for example, Geb is the man on the ground, and Nut is over all of them.

    So this continues in the Isis Squat over Osiris and being able to conceive Horus. I interpret this of course as not being an actual conception, but instead as leading to a spiritual rebirth. And some do see that this is the meaning intended with the emphasis on the woman being on top, that these lead to spiritual rebirth. Some also see East Indian Tantra as having originated in Egypt.

    SJG
  • ilbbaicnl
    10 years ago
    I'm Catholic, so I only get dances from strippers who use the name of a canonized saint.
  • san_jose_guy
    10 years ago
    FWIW, "Nut" is pronounced "Newt", like in "Newt Gingrich"

    The Jungian Marion Woodman says, "Isis *is* the Black Madonna." Referring to the archetype which would seem to be depicted in the Gothic Cathedrals.

    SJG
  • londonguy
    10 years ago
    I haven't come across a dancer named Google yet, but expect there are some out there delivering corny lines to guys.
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    If I meet a dancer called Google and she asks me if I'm feeling lucky today, I might ask her to name a war that the French won.
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    I thought this was funny. Obama saying don't be an Isil hole.
    from Saturday Night Live.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go5dX7ZQu…
    too many isholes out there.
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