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50 Shades of Grey for Seniors.

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Ted was lying in bed one evening, when his wife felt Ted begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

Pubic shaving and crabs!

i was reading about Mrs. Brady at www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/08/florence-henderson-crabs_n_7246404.html and it got me thinking, should I shave my pubes to reduce the chance of crabs? Most strippers nowadays are bald down there, so little chance! But getting a Mrs. Brady zoo…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 7

Another Joke of the Day

Baby elephants are 250 pounds at birth making them biggest babies on earth -- right behind Tom Brady

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 10

How Many

How many TUSCLers are into Knockers? http://makesmydickhard.tumblr.com/post/4949251192/absolutely-perfect Saw this pic and decided to revisit the discussion. MrDeuce, CrazyJoe, and Clubber did a pretty good job on topic the past couple of days.

ididthisonceContributor11 yrs ago 3 11

A Perfect Mother's Day

http://www.theonion.com/article/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten--32401

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2

Too Funny

Finally get to wear shorts the other day, so I am psyched for some strip club style handshakes from the ladies. Problem? No clean clothes except for the old worn shorts I wear for yardwork. Even though…

skibum609Elite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 2

Pathetic Loosers

I got on the Mons Venus (Tampa) live show cam the other night to check out who was working before stopping in. Several guys were making comments about the different dancers on stage and when one in particular dancer…

mufdvrVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 24

If given the opportunity would you?

Take this MILF? http://allthingsapple.me/thoughts-on-apples-hiring-of-burberry-ceo-angela-ahrendts/ Or how high are your personal standards? http://www.theage.com.au/it-pro/business-it/apples-angela-ahrendts-named-toppaid-us-woman-with-us83-million-20150506-ggv5ke.html

ididthisonceContributor11 yrs ago 6 12

A Conundrum

As a follow up to the thread on all women wanting larger men, I'm often confused by the Facebook postings of a dancer I know. About 85 percent of her posts are about her lying, cheating baby daddy.…

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 29

OT: how do you want to die?

The Elvis discussion on the other made me think of how I'd like to die! I say after a long and brilliant life of fun and laughter, mid-orgasm in the club! How about you?

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 17

A question for the ladies

Mrs Seaboard recently posted that all women prefer a big dick, with girth being the most important but length being an added bonus. As an aside, I note that she made this comment in sort of a wistful way,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 18

Another Facebook question if anyone knows?

Is there a way to tell if one of your friends posts are open to the public or viewable only to friends? I'm not sure how you tell. I have enough trouble with photos. I thought maybe you could set individual…

sharkhunterVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 4

Obama to hit 50 on state visit scoreboard

A CBS headline this AM. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/knollers-numbers-obama-finally-makes-it-to-all-50-states/ I find it interesting that there was no mention of one of obama's more famous, notorious, and idiotic statements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws The ostrich media still brings up "potatoe" at times. Just another example of the media bias that exists

ClubberVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 31

Porn reducers boners?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/porn-and-video-game-addiction-are-leading-to-masculinity-crisis-says-stanford-prison-experiment-psychologist-10238211.html "He also mentioned the growing problem of a disputed phenomenon called 'porn-induced erectile dysfunction', or PIED: "Young boys who should be virile are now having a problem getting an erection." "You have this paradox - they're watching exciting videos that should…

deogolContributor11 yrs ago 2 14

When weather names sound like strippers

There's snow storm Venus on one stage and tropical storm Ana on the other stage. The people caught in the middle are getting hail to pay. Was the weather guy naming all these storms at a strip club? hmmm :)

sharkhunterVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

Dancers among us

So I'm talking to a dancer the other night about good clubs in various cities. She asks how I know so much about strip clubs nationwide. I tell her I travel a lot, plus I hang out with…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 13

Maybe if I tickle a stripper's pussy

She'll let me in. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150508-crabs-tickle-shellfish-science-animals-new-zealand/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_tw20150509news-crabshellfish2&utm_campaign=Content&sf9057799=1

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 1

The 15 Best Things about Receiving Blow Jobs

Cosmo had an article entitled "The 15 Worst Things about Giving Blow Jobs," which you can read here. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a39488/the-worst-things-about-giving-blow-jobs/?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1440_176132224 Having no knowledge about this subject, I will let those TUSCLers who are experienced in this area comment on the Cosmo…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 15

At times like this I sympathize with the dancers

From a recent review of Dejavu in Tacoma Washington. What an idiot. He feels horribly ripped off because he got three lap dances and the dancer expected to be paid. I know I was a newbie once,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 11

Stripper names that SHOULD be used more often

I've heard hundreds, maybe thousands, of stripper stage names. Cars, flowers, horoscope signs and ED meds seem to be the most common themes for stage names. But I've never encountered a dancer who used either "liquor" or "tulips"…

ElectronmanElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 20

Adding to mikeya's thread

This video is training on how to drive like an ass hole https://youtu.be/uYKvbhhEKd0

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 1

Another boob question.

The "For all the Boob guys" and the "In Case you like them BoUnCY" topics made me think, especially the latter. Now I, like all of us, has our definition of the perfect boobs. Given that, you enter a club…

ClubberVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 18

How to properly merge in traffic.....

Get out the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIayp1-U1Ig

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 5

More boobs than the CLuB

For all you boob lovers out there.. does your phone have kore boobs than the strip club?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 6

This week's video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford's bra doesn't fit

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/abigail-ratchford-bouncing-bra-video/ Bouncy bouncy again!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 4
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