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Been casually dating this 21 young fat civi and i do so for a few reasons #1 free pussy #2 free blow jobs #3 she buys my food #4 she is young tight and thick #5 its fuckin a free ride

So one of my regulars tracked me down at the club last night to grill me on her husband. She was pissed that he comes into the club all the time and spends all his money on me. She started…

This is my gestation $2 fix any time i fill up da van https://instagram.com/p/3Rm3N2tQVH/

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/moneybox/2015/05/sex_history_calculator_is_your_number_of_sexual_partners_low_average_or.html

Founder still to add a club (the best one I have ever visited yet - review will reflect this) so I have just posted reviews for the other two, should be on here soon

Ham Jerky is $3.95 Beef Jerky is $4.95 Fish Sandwich is $5.95.

Shitting is so much fun! I am doing it right now! The shitter stall was occupied so I am shitting in the trash can. I think it is brilliant, but some homeless guy is yelling at me...fuck you bagboyjames! The guy…

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot…

Back a few years ago when this stock ticker was around $8.5 everyone on TUSCL was very negative about this stock, thinking it was sure to go bankrupt. RickyBoy and txtittyfan were pounding the table particularly hard regarding that belief.…

A naval officer ... in full dress uniform ... on Memorial Day weekend ... was denied access to a hotel lounge ... because her uniform's color violated the dress code of the lounge. http://perezhilton.com/2015-05-27-navy-sailor-uniform-bounced-standard-hotel-dress-code-new-york#.VWggnkY4Ijk

Thank you founder, once again.

Just askin'....

Lol that dude sure is one ignoring everyone faggot of a fool

rickdugan

I do it and so can you

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It's surely nothing compared to my (self-confessed) personality damage. But using hundreds of multiple personalities to mock my system? MY SYSTEM? The greatest article contributed to TUSCL ever? Accusing me of having STDs? STDs? Just because I routinely grease bouncers…

Oh wait.. The name... n/m

Ok, here's my assessment of the guy. The guy tries to project that he is the ultimate SNAG. So he'll say tons of contradictory stuff like "I know strippers only care about money" followed a sentence or two later by…

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A customer kept tucking Monopoly money in a stripper's G-string -- first a Monopoly one-dollar bill, next a Monopoly five-dollar bill, and then a Monopoly ten-dollar bill. Finally the exasperated stripper asked "Why do you keep putting fake money…

1. Never hang around the club after it closes waiting to meet a dancer. It's creepy. 2. Don't take your wife/girlfriend. She may find out she prefers girls. 3. Never tip with coins. It's tacky. 4.…