Front Room

Did you see the movie diarrhea yet? Its not too late, it's still running. Did you see the movie constipation yet? It didn't come out yet. Did you see the movie fart yet? Don't bother, it really stinks anyway.

Do you get turned on by sniffing panties?

And kiss my ass

Sometimes I'll go to a club and before I know it I've dropped $300 in 1-2 hours and are headed for the ATM. Other times I just can't get rid of a buck and I'll walk out disappointed with…

This is not the norm by any means but sometimes when I go to clubs there are girls there who just sit around at the bar or at one table and NEVER give anyone a dance. Some of them…

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A PL is beaten and robbed after being set up by a stripper he was "dating." http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2015/10/cleveland_man_jumped_robbed_af.html

It's dangerous to be a strip club regular. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/man-45-fatally-shot-stripper-fight-bronx-article-1.2392617

Were the pledges forced or did they beg for the chance? http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/frat-suspended-after-graphic-hazing-video-released-pledges-forced-give-strippers

Have you ever seen a stripper via Backpage?

Atlanta police shot a suspect Saturday night who was fleeing from a strip club where a robbery had been reported. The incident occurred at about 8:30 p.m., Channel 2 Action News reported. An officer was on patrol in the parking lot…

1. Death 2. Jail 3. Pregnant (sadly, there have been exceptions to this) 4. Failed looks (old, fat, ugly) (of course there have also been exceptions to this too) 5. The black widow / gullible sugar daddy exit plan others ???

Geeze... time has been unkind to (most of) the bond girls of the 60s, 70s, and the better part of the 80s. http://www.yourdailydish.com/galleries/james-bond-girls-then-and-now/1/ Is the lesson here that time limited partnerships are better, or that personal compatibility trumps physical hotness in the…

https://youtu.be/UcM64lVljYQ If this holds true I wonder what impact this will have on strip clubs

No time for strip clubs. Great time of the year. College and NFL in full swing. NHL just started. Baseball playoffs. NBA pre-season. WNBA finals. Golf President's Cup. And tonight Season 6…

I had an amusing encounter with a stripper at one of the divier clubs in Washington Park on a recent weekday afternoon. A big-breasted blonde MILF type was on stage as I entered the bar. I went up…

"Mann Act n. a federal statute making it a crime to transport a woman across state lines for "immoral" purposes. The Mann Act was intended to prevent the movement of prostitutes from one state to another or in and out of…

I haven't been to a strip club in two weeks. I know that sounds short to some of you, but frankly I often just pop in for lunch and to see who is new and working days. Or I'll try…

Either value or quality of dances?

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I finally understand what the king means by a lap dance queen. Last night I'm in the club where video girl, free girl, and some other favs work. All my girls are busy so another dancer sits down. She…

We have a new striper posting here: vicky19! I know some of you are cynical that new posters that claim they're dancers, but I've decided to be welcoming! Maybe she'll continue posting brilliant things if we're sufficiently nice and non-skeevy! vicky19, are…

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I'm offering to bury the hatchet with John Smith. I just sent him a PM: --- I know it must be hard knowing that I'm fucking your ex-DS but maybe we should bury the hatchet. I still suspect that you're one of…

Pretty little bitch Ashley Benson was making fun of Cecil. www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3265164/Ashley-Benson-emerges-time-apologising-tasteless-Cecil-Lion-Halloween-costume.html Now I admit that Cecil was a pussy, but he was a lion and therefore superior to you hairless apes. Anybody know where this bitch lives? She's going to get a…