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Guess Alutard should move to New York... "New York City authorities have been sending out notices to residents who own guns that now violate new ammunition capability laws, demanding they relinquish their weapons..." Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/28/nyc-alarms-notice-immediately-surrender-your-rifle/#ixzz2m4PN1wze Follow us: @washtimes on Twitter

After reading Bullwinkle's post about fair tipping, I got to thinking about Holiday Tipping. There's the mailman,the barber, no gardner(I do that shit myself), the sanitation workers, and what have you. Do any of y'all tip your favorite…

Republican small government at work for you. From the Kansas City Star: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/11/29/4657868/nebraska-strip-club-must-install.html Nebraska strip club must install exterior windows, paint over them November 29 LINCOLN, Neb. — The owner of a downtown Lincoln strip club and bar must put exterior windows on his…

Many of you have expressed an interest in owning a strip club. Well, here is a way you can own "a piece" of a highly successful strip club with a minimum investment. Rick's Cabaret International (RICK) publicly trades…

Which is your favorite troll? The nigger blasts you with 30 user names. Using his jargon to convince you that he is the greatest thing ever. Some think he is funny. Most think he is just obnoxious and ignore his posts.…

As a black man, on a black day called black friday, I shall be hitting up them clothing and electronic stores. Gonna have to learn self control for this one as I don't want to blow my rent money. I…

So when will we see black friday specials hit the strip clubs? We've been waiting and waiting. Anything? Reality: Stripper says she needs more money because she spent it all. PL with a brain offers Negotiation: ohhh, so you want to…

We sometimes get so caught up in our daily lives and pursuits that it is easy to forget the important things. Today I had a day filled with childrens' laughter and the warmth of family. It made me…

I keep seeing Discussions lately where people talk about the best way to obtain Sex in the VIP. How about trying THIS method: grow a fucking pair, be a god damned man, and ASK for it? Simple as that. The…

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

Despite the fact that Alucard shat all over the board again today (as usual), I'd like to take a moment to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy this day with family and friends, plenty of turkey and football, and your…

I'm thankful I'm still alive to enjoy all the friends I've met in clubs. Happy Thanksgiving to all of them and my LD brethren!

I'm considering going to Tijuana and staying at the Cascadas adjoining the HK for three nights. Has anyone ever stayed there overnight. Not just for the 1-hour stints? I would rather do this than travel back and forth across the border…

It seems like my avatar seems to be influencing events. Record rainfall has fallen since I've chosen the stormy lightning avatar. It stopped raining and went back to dry when I changed it. Record numbers of murders happened in my…

A self-described feminist stripper has a dream: "In a recent blog post on “Twerking,” Danielson imagined opening her own club, run by and catered to the dancers. The entire staff, except door and floor guys, would be women; the décor would…

HOUSTON – The City of Houston has struck a deal with 16 strip clubs within city limits in an agreement that's going to cost one million dollars a year. Dancers at those clubs will now be allowed to perform topless in…

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For those of you clubbing tonight, just will want to keep your eyes open and your alcohol consumption under control. I have been out and about on the highways today and the police are out in force, which is…

Anyone care to explain these?

The new Scores strip club is hiring: "Hiring every tue from 5pm-9pm ENTERTAINERS,bartenders,servers,bar backs , door girls" I'm thinking of applying. I've worked too many years in offices, being bored to death by the daily routine and my co-workers.…

There are lots of great and quality posters on TUSCL. But I feel that there are certain members who don't get their just due. My nomination for the Best TUSCL Member Who Goes Under The Radar is for…

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/breaking-news-three-people-killed-after-stadium-set-to-host-brazil-world-cup-2014-opener-partially-collapses-8967537.html Read it and weep. 3 dead because of soccer. Oops, I mean Futbol. The humanity of it all. I guess that there's only one thing left to say...GOOOOOOOOOOL!

http://www.foxnewsgirls.com/ Check out this link and tell me which FOX News girl that you'd want to get a lap dance from. Me, I'd take Maria Molina, followed by Kimberly Guilfoyle, even though she was married to Gruesome Newsome.

Whenever one of our long time prolific members suddenly disappears I wonder what happened. Vincemichaels, a fellow Detroiter and valuable contributer, was last seen at the end of July. Anyone know where he is now?