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Weekend Trip Suggestions Please!

I’m looking at a weekend getaway in the near future. I’m unsure of which city might be best suited however, so I’m curious to hear the opinions of others. Below is a list of my experiences and general thoughts surrounding…

jeewiz11 yrs ago 4 14

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That may be what you can get discounted price today

The best way to make people feel like they should have fucked jackie right away and asked for recommendations, but do not have doors. I will be back to the Penthouse hour and I love it. Directions to the Penthouse…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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drunken sexual debauchery

"drunken sexual debauchery" is a great phrase, occurring in a story about a strip club owner convicted of perjury. The phrase would correctly describe my latest strip club visit. Would it describe yours? http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/former-strip-club-owner-sentenced-to-prison-for-perjury-b99380727z1-280810322.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 4

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Does Size Matter?

Size doesn't matter. Yeah, right. http://dailybuzzlive.com/woman-hospitalized-remove-deer-tongue-used-please/ I loved the last sentence about not remembering it was there.

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 13

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Did you Hear?

Juicebox69 is getting married to Jackie at the Piggly Wiggly?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 8

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strange things in clubs

What is the strangest thing you have seen a customer do in a club around Halloween? I was at the Bus Stop in Boulder, minding my own business. I was in the restroom taking a whizz and some chick walks…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 17

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Bitches and their 15 minutes

Looks like these ladies are taking their 15 minutes for all they are worth: Check out this article from USA TODAY: Maine nurse defies quarantine order by taking bike ride http://usat.ly/1tFqmHo Check out this article from USA TODAY: 29-year-old cancer patient puts off assisted suicide http://usat.ly/1tFiZzK

shailynnVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 3

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Off topic - Disney shaft

My sister-in-law, who has been a faithful employee for almost 35 years, just got a termination notice from Disney. On her last day she will be six, that's right, six weeks short of retirement. She started in reservations and has…

ATACdawgVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 34

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College football matchups for nov 1

Well it looks like a rather quiet football weekend but there still are some key games happening. Who do you think will prevail in these matchups? Tcu vs WVU Auburn vs ole miss Arizona vs UCLA Utah vs Arizona state

shailynnVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 2

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Houston clubs

Long gone are the days of stripper forts and the glory days of st James. I find myself traveling to Houston in a few weeks and I have no idea where I should strip club. I will be…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 3

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Finally some good news for Atlanta club goers.

Oct 29, 2014 FOREST PARK GA — City Council just voted to settle a lawsuit with the owners of two strip clubs the city put out of business almost three years ago. ##The 3-2 vote was decided in a called meeting…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

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Whippers and Strippers

From what I understand of Spanish, the locals near this Peruvian strip club get pissed off over all of the prostitution and crime it is bringing to their neighborhood. They go and lash the strippers, club employees, and pathetic losers…

sinclairElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 2

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Spearmint Rhino Ad

http://www.adrants.com/2014/10/ok-so-spearmint-rhino-strip-club.php

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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OT: Volunteers Needed to Test Ebola Vaccine for $845

Tired of waiting for the economic boom? Hate going to the strip club with only $7 in your pocket? Or maybe you make $350K/yr, but you’ve had some “unexpected expenses” come up and need to make some quick cash so you can…

steve229Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 3

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This kid will be a regular TUSCL poster soon

Kid digs guns and stealing women's underwear. As soon as he starts asserting that he makes $350K a year he will have ev'rything he needs to be a groovy TUSCL poster. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/27/benjamin-hawkins-underwear_n_6056846.html

zipman68Contributor11 yrs ago 6 1

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Have we already discussed THIS hot teacher that fucked a student?

Seems like there are so many it is hard to keep track. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800800/teacher-24-admitted-having-sex-male-cheerleader-confronted-naked-photo-sent.html 17-year old dude she fucked was on the frickin' cheer squad. Only way I'd join the cheer squad is if A) the coach was a HAWT 20-something; and B)…

zipman68Contributor11 yrs ago 2 7

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Pseudo 2AMer

Maybe not 2 AM or anyone killed, but when less than 8 miles from my home and a club a TUSCLer attends, I thought it newsworthy. As an aside, this is the club (3-4 incarnations ago) where I met my ATF,…

ClubberVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2

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Another Teacher having Sex with High School Student

The teacher had the student's name tattooed on her body. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2810685/Teacher-sex-female-student-16-caught-TATTOOED-body.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 6

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Halloween in Atlanta

I will be in Atlanta this Halloween. Are there any "Gotta Go" clubs in the afternoon or early evening?

Topspin57Elite Reviewer11 yrs ago 11 2

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Feds: Scam paid for strippers, lavish home, lifestyle

These thieves seem to have had a successful business, but they also stole from their clients. Maybe the strippers' influence rubbed off on them. http://www.gastongazette.com/spotlight/feds-scam-paid-for-strippers-lavish-home-lifestyle-1.393189

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Iconic or infamous posts

What are the most iconic or infamous posts in tuscl history? I haven't been around long enough to know. I assume that The System goes on the list, simply because Dougster has mentioned it at least 50,000 times.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 29

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What They Really Mean: Stripperspeak-to-English Translations

As a public service to customers who aren't familiar with the dialect, here are a few common expressions one often hears from strippers, and their English equivalents: When a stripper says: "I'll be right back." What she means: "We're done, but don't…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer17 yrs ago 5 22

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Hey LDK,there is someone claiming to be you at PP Cola.

You migrating

tumblingdiceContributor11 yrs ago 3 2

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Finally, the CDC has come to their senses!

Finally, they've started recommending protective gear for #ebola.strippers http://jezebel.com/please-put-me-in-quarantine-the-sexy-ebola-halloween-1650985219

zipman68Contributor11 yrs ago 3 2

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stuck in traffic

Well i am stuck in traffic so i will write a couple of club reviews. Better late than never, so i have heard

concheeta11 yrs ago 6 6
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